I forgot how draining football weekends are

[MonkeyF0cker]

Matt Rain. Serious question. Has your penis touched the inside of a living, breathing vag in the last 365 days?

Yeah, Matty. Go get laid!!!

 

[Matty]

Monkey, I wish. Daffy done destroyed my self-esteem, so I think I'm gonna lay down under my desk in the fetal position and wait for someone to put me out of my misery.

(I take it that Daffy finally managed to get it up for his wife if he's going all Fabio on us? That's great news Daffy. )

 

[Matty]

I hope Daffy comes out to play with us today. My morning coffee's starting to kick in.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Since it's still technically the Summer of Love, I'd like to present this to Daft...

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I hope Daffy comes out to play with us today. My morning coffee's starting to kick in.

Haha. That would be swell.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

This is gonna be awesome.

 

[Matty]

Nice. Daffy uses the eye strip system for his preys - two for a successful railing, one when Operation Daffy gets Teela'd.

It's a numbers game Daffy.

 

[Blitty]

It has! 3 times, 2 different girls!

Very Nice!

 

[Matty]

Your weekend is my year Blitty, but thanks.

 

[Rubyn]

He beat me up around that time, yeah. Come to think of it I think he also drugged me that one night in November.

goddamncostaricanX!!

Wally! Don't watch this video, Wally!

 

[Blitty]

Your weekend is my year Blitty, but thanks.

Oh boy I wish that was the case. It looks like you have done it 3 more times than anyone else here. If no one makes a post and/or thread about doing it (factual), it never happened. We made it buddy!

 

[Matty]

I think I'm gonna start sending half-naked shots of myself to Internet strangers in hopes of catching someone's eye. I'm at that point in my quest for validation.

 

[Matty]

Daffy? Where are you Daffydoo?

 

[fiveteamer]

The Box Cleaner's Daddy has a razor tongue, y'all!

 

[kato]

It has! 3 times, 2 different girls! Hard to believe that there is a market for ol' Matty, eh? I didn't even have to lie to anyone before or after!

How's your penis doing Daffy?

good job on the railing, matty

 

[Matty]

The Box Cleaner's Daddy has a kamikaze tongue, y'all!

Fixed.

What a loon.