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Badnina
Dang it, Plommer. I was out on my accidental date last night. He was trying to get all hot and heavy and stuff, kissing on my neck. And all of a sudden I found myself wondering how he would fit in a toilet paper roll and I started giggling. That is pretty much a mood killer.
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Nina, I knew exactly what I was doing when I started this thread.

I knew it could possibly work as a cock blocker and I knew that people would think of me whenever they saw an empty toilet paper roll.

Nina, pal, there is a method to my madness.
 
I brought up the topic of the toilet paper tube test while nude in bed, preparing for you-know-what, with my gf. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I thought it would lead to some chuckles and general fun. That did not turn out to be the case.

My gf, not being familiar with the ways of the forum had a very strong WTF reaction. She started to question the context and I tried to convey the light-hearted spirit of the thing but there was a big communication gap there.

It really just killed the mood completely.

We did recover after awhile but I do not recommend these sorts of discussions with non-forumites.
 
Mudcat
I brought up the topic of the toilet paper tube test while nude in bed, preparing for you-know-what, with my gf. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I thought it would lead to some chuckles and general fun. That did not turn out to be the case.

My gf, not being familiar with the ways of the forum had a very strong WTF reaction. She started to question the context and I tried to convey the light-hearted spirit of the thing but there was a big communication gap there.

It really just killed the mood completely.

We did recover after awhile but I do not recommend these sorts of discussions with non-forumites.
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lol, awesome
 
Mudcat
I brought up the topic of the toilet paper tube test while nude in bed, preparing for you-know-what, with my gf. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I thought it would lead to some chuckles and general fun. That did not turn out to be the case.

My gf, not being familiar with the ways of the forum had a very strong WTF reaction. She started to question the context and I tried to convey the light-hearted spirit of the thing but there was a big communication gap there.

It really just killed the mood completely.

We did recover after awhile but I do not recommend these sorts of discussions with non-forumites.
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Yes, be careful buddy! The things I think are normal somehow aren't always normal to MrsM. We've had such a long history only thing tearing us apart would be her knifing me in my sleep one night. I know your still working on that history with Jenny.

Muddy, always wondered why need the end over there you were always in the PZ with posts? Never thought of you has that guy. What were you doing that was so bad? Maybe you weren't in the PZ that much? I getting old!
 
MrMonkey
Muddy, always wondered why need the end over there you were always in the PZ with posts? Never thought of you has that guy. What were you doing that was so bad? Maybe you weren't in the PZ that much? I getting old!
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I posted in The Private Zone because it seemed like the best place for me. It was a nice relaxed pace, the major idiots tended to stay away because there was not as much attention to be had as Players Talk. In a way, it was like this forum before this forum existed. I would get the likes of Matt Rain and Bread and MrX and plommer - but no jjgold and nicky and 17 year-old wannabe touts. That's what I wanted.

Sure, a lot of idiotic crap and drama got sent down there - it was not a perfect situation - but it tended to stay out of my threads. We had some great, long, artistic threads that simply could not have existed in Players Talk. If I attempted it, they would have been overrun with kids trying to insert their shtick and then other guys bickering and other guys asking for point loans.

It was not a case of having my threads moved there if that's what you're thinking. I don't think I ever had a thread moved or received an infraction of any kind at SBR.
 
Mudcat
I brought up the topic of the toilet paper tube test while nude in bed, preparing for you-know-what, with my gf. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I thought it would lead to some chuckles and general fun. That did not turn out to be the case.

My gf, not being familiar with the ways of the forum had a very strong WTF reaction. She started to question the context and I tried to convey the light-hearted spirit of the thing but there was a big communication gap there.

It really just killed the mood completely.

We did recover after awhile but I do not recommend these sorts of discussions with non-forumites.
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This is why I didn't introduce STGC to the forum (well, she met Bread, Robkyn, Juror, durito etc at the mini bash) but she has not read these threads. She wouldn't "get it".

I had to end it with her recently because it was getting too serious. Not in the mood for that.
 
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