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I faked it last night...

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Blitty

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So...I was with this young lady and I finished sooner than usually, but I didn't want her to know. So I pretended like the condom broke or something and then put a new one on. After she was satisfied, she immediately started riding me and I'm like ok this is cool. After a while she's like are you getting close. It wasn't looking good, especially since my balls have been working overtime lately. I faked it, so that she wouldn't feel bad.

Anyone else ever do this?
 
Yes. I got busted on it once with an old girlfriend. She was on the pill so no condom and she was like, well how come there's nothing coming out of me? Did you just FAKE it with me?


I have trouble finishing when I've been drinking. Even just a little buzz can have a really numbing effect on my genitalia.
 
Jello
Yes. I got busted on it once with an old girlfriend. She was on the pill so no condom and she was like, well how come there's nothing coming out of me? Did you just FAKE it with me?


I have trouble finishing when I've been drinking. Even just a little buzz can have a really numbing effect on my genitalia.
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ROFL nice on getting busted.

I have that same problem Jello and it gets annoying because usually if I am fucking I have been drinking. It's ok though, keeps me going for a long time and I have to fuck so hard and fast just to get myself off so it makes for good lay for them.

I faked it once with my old high school sweetheart, it was cold as hell and we were outside so I just didn't feel like it anymore. She got off so it was cool.

Blitty I definitely approve of a fake in your situation. It was kind of an empathy fake, if you will. Admirable.
 
no chance of me ever doing that...not the faking it part.... no chance of me ever nutting in a condom and then being able to get it hard enough that fast to put another condom back on...my dick sees a condom once and he thinks im fucking with him..he sees a condom twice and he turns the tables and fucks with me... getting old sucks
 
Blitty
So...I was with this young lady and I finished sooner than usually, but I didn't want her to know. So I pretended like the condom broke or something and then put a new one on. After she was satisfied, she immediately started riding me and I'm like ok this is cool. After a while she's like are you getting close. It wasn't looking good, especially since my balls have been working overtime lately. I faked it, so that she wouldn't feel bad.

Anyone else ever do this?
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Plommer doesn't wear condoms, so my answer would be no.
 
reno cool
really Plommer? How are you so confident in the cleanliness of your ...ah "ladies" shall we say?
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I'm still walking the planet, is all the proof I need, pal.

PS: I am HIV negative, the gay nurse that performed my most recent HIV quick test told me that in 12 years on the job he has never had a heterosexual male test positive for HIV from sex with women. (Needle sharing drug users may be a different story)

He went on to explain how difficult it is for a straight male to acquire the virus through oral, or vaginal intercourse with a female, even if the female was HIV positive, which by the way, there aren't alot of - well, not in Cuba, or Canada anyway.
 
betplom
I'm still walking the planet, is all the proof I need, pal.

PS: I am HIV negative, the gay nurse that performed my most recent HIV quick test told me that in 12 years on the job he has never had a heterosexual male test positive for HIV from sex with women. (Needle sharing drug users may be a different story)

He went on to explain how difficult it is for a straight male to acquire the virus through oral, or vaginal intercourse with a female, even if the female was HIV positive, which by the way, there aren't alot of - well, not in Cuba, or Canada anyway.
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Wow, this is world breaking news fellas.

plommer maybe you have the Delta 32 mutation. :dunno:
 
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