I am getting laid tonight

[betplom]

Muddy just loves to power bang

What a beast

Daft, Muddy does not "bang" he "boinks". Banging is something younger dudes do.

 

[Mudcat]

Call it banging, call it boinking. As long as I can have my juice box when it's done, it's A-OK with me. :thumbup:

 

[Teela]

Is juice box the new "golden shower?"

 

[betplom]

Is juice box the new "golden shower?"

If it isn't it should be.

Teela, you ever give one?

 

[Mudcat]

Just speaking to my honeybun about several things including this thread. She says she is expecting to get laid again tonight.

Is this a great country or what?

 

[MrX]

Who's the lucky guy this time?

 

[betplom]

Just speaking to my honeybun about several things including this thread. She says she is expecting to get laid again tonight.
Is this a great country or what?

Lucky her, what are you doing tonight?

 

[Mudcat]

Oh you guys and your whacky zingers! You can't dampen my spirits.

 

[Bread]

Muddy, request from yer old pal Bread.

For the next go round, wear nothing but an ascot.

Thanks man.

 

[AMBy]

well if she is having knee problems...maybe have her stand up...then you can "boink" her good.

 

[Mudcat]

That is an unusual suggestion. Our main thrust, considering the knee damage, is to keep her off her feet except during specific rehab activities. Having her comfortable and pain-free during the boinking festivities is a key thrust of our efforts.

I keep saying thrust.

 

[betplom]

That is an unusual suggestion. Our main thrust, considering the knee damage, is to keep her off her feet except during specific rehab activities. Having her comfortable and pain-free during the boinking festivities is a key thrust of our efforts.

I keep saying thrust.

You say thrust, but you mean torque. Chevys have alot of torque.
You love that car.

 

[Acid Joe]

Who's the lucky guy this time?

I was wondering that myself......

 

[Rubyn]

Muddy, what were you doing for sex when you didn't have a girlfriend?

 

[betplom]

Muddy, what were you doing for sex when you didn't have a girlfriend?

I believe he mentioned something about boinking a fleshlight.

 

[roguejuror]

I'm an excellent driver.

You love that car and it shows.

I keep saying thrust.

You say thrust, but you mean torque. Chevys have alot of torque.
You love that car.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy, what were you doing for sex when you didn't have a girlfriend?

I'll tell the truth. I would often masturbate. But I would only masturbate until I would cum. Then I would stop.

I'm on a horse.

 

[Blitty]