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how young is to young

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Archie
too old depends on looks, attitude, lifestyle, and in their are grandchildren living in the area.

there are a ton of SUPER DUPER hot 60 and 70 year olds out there
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Agreed, problem is the old broads are vaginally drier than dirt and the old dudes haven't achieved wood in years.

The phrase: "sticking an oyster in a slot machine" comes to mind here.
 
Bread
How you feeling?

I guess this thread answers who my 5am text was from :lmao:

btw 33 to 23...not even a second thought. Common.
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currently rehydrating... not sure if I'll make it back up there tonight at the moment...
considering the circumstances, dont feel THAT bad after force feeding myself a chicken sammich and drinking water like a fish


we'll see mr monkey, if I make back there tonight will get pics
 
I got asked today to go to the Eminem/Lil Wayne concert (yes Bread, I know) by a guy who was there with his son and had walked through the aquarium with us for awhile. "I'll even buy the tickets."

He had just turned 21. Like last month. Has a 4yo and apparently likes Lil Wayne.

NEW OKSY RULE: If you are young enough that it's possible for me to have a child the same age as you, I cannot go anywhere with you that could even slightly be construed as a date. :excl:
 
Oksy, that's pretty close to the rule I use. I look at 18-20 year old girls I know and see them as a little sister. I work with several incredibly cute girls in this age range and I get VERY protective of them (i.e. pissed off when the creepy guys closer to my age are seriously trying to take them out).
 
betplom
Oxsaaaaay!

Could you be fuck buddies with him?
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:redx:

If I'm in a certain mood, my standards are bad enough as it is. I have to be strong on this one. That's just too f'n young.


Jello
Ox, you gotta admit...it was kinda cute. "I'll even buy the tickets"

Poor kid. Throw him a mercy blowjob.
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It was very cute. Especially because when he asked me, his face turned bright red and he looked like he was going to vomit at the same time. I'd never seen that before - usually to me, pukey faces mean pale skin. And I let him down very gently. But no, no mercy bj's from me this time. The guy was literally a kid with a kid.
 
Oksana
I got asked today to go to the Eminem/Lil Wayne concert (yes Bread, I know) by a guy who was there with his son and had walked through the aquarium with us for awhile. "I'll even buy the tickets."

He had just turned 21. Like last month. Has a 4yo and apparently likes Lil Wayne.

NEW OKSY RULE: If you are young enough that it's possible for me to have a child the same age as you, I cannot go anywhere with you that could even slightly be construed as a date. :excl:
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:like: this story
 
senco78
.... if ya 33 yrs old???????????????????????????????


would 23 be a bit creepy???????????????????????????????

keep into consideration she's hot in a 23 yr old kinda way :mmike:




fuk me.... I need noo time to my self
kids keep me in line

layne stayley


1 TIMmmmmwerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fuke meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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how old r u?
 
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