How would a normal human being respond and feel about this..?

[wal66]

Matty, obviously marriage doesn’t prevent fucking around and I wasn’t suggesting that. I was merely pointing out that while this guy took a machismo-less approach there may be reasons other than his being a complete pussy.

I know better than most that marriage doesn’t prevent fucking around, 90% of the women I have been with were at the time I was with them, married. Unhappily married women are eager, easy and essentially cadbait.

 

[Archie]

Wally did you bang any of those married women in their marriage beds?

 

[wal66]

Nope, hotels, parking lots, my office, my work truck, the cemetary, the ball field, and the park. You can boink another mans pussy but you don't disrespect his house.

 

[Blitty]

Basically...she has low self-esteem (kind of a prerequisite I admire in woman). Told me at one point that she would prob end up marrying the guy, because her parents like him and she didn't think anyone else would like her.

 

[Matty]

That's one solid relationship. How dare you separate these two perfect lovebirds, you evil blittster.

 

[kato]

good work blitty

proud of you

 

[Blitty]

good work blitty

proud of you

Kind of disappointed in you, Kato. I thought you were going to be the voice of reason and morale here.

 

[Cami]

Blitty do you want to be reprimanded???

 

[kato]

nah...

please don't be disappointed. my view is that you are clean in this situation. the girl upgraded. to the loser goes the spoils.

 

[Blitty]

I thought it was the winner that got the spoils?

Now that I think of it spoils are probably a bad thing to get.


Good say.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Why is it never the actual person that was in the relationship that gets the brunt of it? Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this guy writing YOU a letter for, Blitty?

It's no different halfway across the world either. I hate people.

Grow a fucking sack and find a new woman, Klemen. Fucking fairy.

 

[Blitty]

Lol. She warned me a few weeks ago that he might send me something, I figured she had talked him out of it, until last night.

I guess she is still keeping him on the back burner if and when I find something else.

There's not AS many games played by euro chicks as americans, but they are still all fucked in the head.

 

[betplom]

Her and her girlfriend were visiting Bcn. They contacted me on couchsurfer.com to meet up and show them good bar to watch the BarcaFC/Chelsea game at. She was literally crying after the game loss.


So...I consoled her with sangria and sex.

Of course we believe you pal, you would never make this stuff up (like with Caligirl).

Blitty, less stories and more Eurobanging, pal.

 

[Blitty]

Blitty do you want to be reprimanded???

Cammi, I need some womanly advice.

The girl said that she is having trouble to decide which one of us too pick, cause she feels bad for the other guy.


What are some things I can say to persuade her away?


Do you recommend the ignore/don't care route? Talk shit on the guy route? 'But I love you more baby' route?


Keep in mind I haven't told her about him writing me the note yet..Should I? Should I say all my friends think he's a pussy via the note?


What do you think?

 

[betplom]

Tell her you sit down to pee and see if anything changes.

 

[Blitty]

Tell her you sit down to pee and see if anything changes.

You still got it plomsky...don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.


When I need advice on how to get a Venezuelan crack-whores snail trail off my passenger side seatbelt...I'll come to you for advice, buddy.

 

[betplom]

Blitty why the fuck would you ever need to be with a Venezuelan crack whore?

Trust fund getting low?

 

[Blitty]

So you only get with whores for economical reasons? I thought it was because you had a fetish?