How to make Greek Yogurt from American Yogurt

[Saulty]

Lets say you run out of greek yogurt in your fridge but you have some american yogurt left and you want it to taste like greek yogurt.

Take a plastic flour sifter and line it up with a couple coffee filters.
Place the flour sifter over a bowl.
Empty the american yogurt in the sifter.
Put bowl back in the refrigerator.
Wait a few hours.
Empty the yogurt from the sifter to a bowl.
Enjoy your greek yogurt.

 

[betplom]

Why the fuck would a person want to take the greatest yogurt in the world - AMERICAN! - and turn it into something "less than" ?



common.

 

[Blitty]

Why the fuck would a person want to take the greatest yogurt in the world - AMERICAN! - and turn it into something "less than" ?

common.

I agree.

 

[kato]

greek yogurt > american

 

[betplom]

greek yogurt > american

kato you fukkin communist!

 

[Saulty]

american yogurt is runny. with greek yogurt you get more protein per spoon. protein builds muscle. muscles get you chicks. it also helps you last for minutes instead of seconds. your cum tastes better resulting in getting more frequent BJ's.

 

[betplom]

american yogurt is runny. with greek yogurt you get more protein per spoon. protein builds muscle. muscles get you chicks. it also helps you last for minutes instead of seconds. your cum tastes better resulting in getting more frequent BJ's.

Pavy getting chicks = contracting HPV and then dying a painful death from throat cancer.
Just ask Sideloaded.

pass.

I think I'll stay fat and pay hot broads to fukk me, dying quickly via Myocardial infarction while plowing a young hottie.