How much TP do you go through?

[roguejuror]

see matty this is too violent

 

[Matty]

Bidet! GAY!

 

[Vegas Dave]

 

[Matty]

In semi-related news I made the classic mistake of handling jalapenos without gloves, then I went to take a piss and now my peepee burns. 🔥

 

[Vegas Dave]

In semi-related news I made the classic mistake of handling jalapenos without gloves, then I went to take a piss and now my peepee burns. 🔥

Every fucking time I cut jalapeños, without fail, even when I thought my hands were washed of the shit, the OVER 0.5 burning orifices always cashes.

 

[roguejuror]

In semi-related news I made the classic mistake of handling jalapenos without gloves, then I went to take a piss and now my peepee burns. 🔥

what were you cooking?

 

[Blitty]

Question for people that are scared to flush wipes:

Do you think having an open bin overflowing with human feces waste in your house is logical?

 

[Dingo]

Yea,they do that in parts Mexico and I thought that was very unsanitary as well as gross.

 

[Matty]

what were you cooking?

Wifey tapped out after 2, too hot for her

I had 4 🔥🔥🔥🔥

My hands are still burning from the prep, no joke

 

[Matty]

BTW I'm a "Calorie Smart" Human now Did you see that Rogatien?

 

[roguejuror]

BTW I'm a "Calorie Smart" Human now Did you see that Rogatien?

yes I did

but can you touch your toes fifteen years later?

 

[Matty]

I just need to stretch for 2-3 days straight to become a toe toucher again. Will prove it on Tuesday.

 

[roguejuror]

I'm a "Calorie Smart" Human

Now you need to be because you're part of the athletics industry

 

[Archie]

I just need to stretch for 2-3 days straight to become a toe toucher again. Will prove it on Tuesday.

did you do it?

 

[Matty]

Oh shit I forgot.

Gimme til this Tuesday.

FYI I'm about to finish a 6th roll since my last TP purchase post.

 

[Dingo]

They got rid of these as well for an entire different reason.

 

[Matty]

did you do it?

Oh shit I forgot.

Gimme til this Tuesday.

I forgots again

Gimme til Friday