How Many Posters Have Been In A Paddy Wagon Or Been To Jail?

[Cougar Bait]

Stories please...

I'll tell mine later...it's pretty good

 

[InTheHole]

Couple of times....minor charges such as trespassing, weapon possession, etc.

Used fake information during booking.

 

[stevek173]

Only arrested once, DWI (means you are more drunk than a DUI in NJ)

Long story unexpectedly had to drive home after pounding all night.

No jail though, though was woken out of a sound sleep (was on the side of the road sleeping it off),arrested and brought to hospital. No license for 6 months. I remember none of that night. I want your story Cougar.

 

[kato]

DUI-4 hrs; Idaho Falls, ID

pulled over by a bicycle cop

 

[senco78]

a few drug charges,
couple probation violations,
open container ( walked out bar with a drink and got arrested, put in jail)
reckless driving and leaving scene of accident ( turned myself in the next morning)

never been in a paddy wagon though

 

[Bread]

Nope

 

[Cougar Bait]

So everyone's story involves drinking except ITH, big surprise...

Kato, pulled over by a bicycle cop...nice
mmike, open container...seriously?
steve, I am holding out until later, it's interesting, and longwinded.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Bullshit Bread. Fess up you fuck.

 

[senco78]

So everyone's story involves drinking except ITH, big surprise...

Kato, pulled over by a bicycle cop...nice
mmike, open container...seriously?
steve, I am holding out until later, it's interesting, and longwinded.

yep, twice.
1st time I just got a ticket
2nd time was just a dick cop that was about 4' tall and wanted to show his authortie

 

[Rubyn]

A paddy wagon, cougar? Really? 1926 called....

I'm gonna take you downtown, see?

 

[FairWarning]

Impaired driving - 8 hours
Another impared driving - 3 days. Longest 3 days of my life.

 

[Fu Manchu]

never. im an upstanding citizen.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Everyone fucked up on booze.

Aren't there any violent offenders or rapists here?

Robyn, I kick it old school. I still think Andrew Dice Clay is cool, give me a break.

 

[Rubyn]

Cougar Bait, please don't ever leave me.

 

[Bread]

It's actually the the things that I haven't been arrested for that were more interesting. What a mess.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Robyn, I don't wanna start no thing, but I want someone to do the black man handshake on my prick

Bread, I want a list. Let's go.

 

[betplom]

Everyone fucked up on booze.

Aren't there any violent offenders or rapists here?

Robyn, I kick it old school. I still think Andrew Dice Clay is cool, give me a break.

I got 6 months for running down a bicycle courier that smashed the windows of my car with his lock and chain 'cause he got offended at my left turn and subsequent taunting.

I woulda beaten the shit outta him but he was already on the ground in the fetal position in a heap of metal that used to be his bike.

Served 4 months - which included some anger management programs while I was locked up.

Been held overnight for bail a few times, its been a long time though since I was involved with the cops.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Good story betplom. Very nice. A picture would have sealed the deal, but obscure, and violent.