Hitting and running in poker

[Patty]

I've been trying to scheme to build some money together again. Here is what i've been doing. I've been finding a player at a table by himself and if hes multi tabling I will sit down at the empty table with him and stalk his other tables. I will wait until hes in a big pot at another table than post my blind and steal his blind as most people will either just flat fold in the sb position or they will raise and fold to any re raise preflop as they have no information on me so they will pretty much fold unless they have a really good hand. I am going to try to rob 1$ from 20,000 people. With some solid stalking of players styles to make certain they will fold I think this might work.

This is like being a bum on the street asking for 50 cent donations for beer/crack.

I'm chucked beyond belief right now and will try anything.

Will this work?

Yes +650
no -700

Oh by the way bobbyfk laid the banhammer on me as I posted a horse cock gif in sbr chat and now i'm on the shit list.

 

[Tron]

I don't even know what to say

 

[reno cool]

that's some creative shit there Patty. It probably will work if you do it right. Problem is I don't know if you'll make enough to justify all the effort. goog luck.

 

[Patty]

Reno I've robbed like 30 fuks out of 1$ I am becoming ruthless. You need to think outside the box when you lose just about everything.

 

[Tron]

You need to think outside the box when you lose just about everything.

Now this I can totally get on board with. Daddy loves to think outside the box. Good luck to you. Keep us posted.

 

[reno cool]

Yes, I like that you're trying to think creatively. Hopefully that will lead you to some more profitable and less sketchy advantage plays in the future. :

 

[Patty]

Thanks for the support reno i'm sure most here think i'm a fuking sicko which is probably a warranted and justified judgement. I'm waiting for roguescholar to come in here and give me a lecture I feel it coming.

 

[RogueScholar]

Best of luck, Patty. I find it's much easier to empathize with you when I don't have to listen to you daily.

 

[Patty]

Peter you know you love me. Lets not kid ourselves here.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

And what happens when they wake up with AA?

 

[Patty]

 

[Bread]

Patty this is HOF type thread right here.

Man you are a true legend in this game

Patty when you play online poker do you use the player avatar with the largest head?

 

[senco78]

Patty, if you put 1/2 as much effort into something positive as you did in schemes you could change the world.

 

[InTheHole]

Check your ID....they're onto you

 

[RogueScholar]

Patty, if you put 1/2 as much effort into something positive as you did in schemes you could change the world.

Patty, this fact is why I loved you to begin with, and hopefully someday you'll do something to make it more than idle conjecture and I can get back to loving you. Unlike your parents, my love isn't unconditional, and I got tired of making excuses to myself for why you were refusing to grow up.

 

[Fu Manchu]