Hey Jewbacca - Give us a Craigslist tutorial

[PuckOff]

Plommer,
Give us a full fledged Craigslist tutorial. From initial email/phone contact to closing the deal to payment.

 

[Blitty]

I will chime in to critique plommers synopsis after he posts.

 

[Bread]

Blitty thanks but no thanks.

1. Call hooker over.
2. Tell her you're broke.
3. Laugh when monster security pimp bursts through the door looking for money.
4. Clean Fischy's puke off of your shoes.


Pass.

 

[Fu Manchu]

uke:

 

[Matty]

Blitty thanks but no thanks.

1. Call hooker over.
2. Tell her you're broke.
3. Laugh when monster security pimp bursts through the door looking for money.
4. Clean Fischy's puke off of your shoes.


Pass.

 

[roguejuror]

Blitty thanks but no thanks.

1. Call hooker over.
2. Tell her you're broke.
3. Laugh when monster security pimp bursts through the door looking for money.
4. Clean Fischy's puke off of your shoes.


Pass.

Crushed.

 

[Blitty]

I did troubles?

 

[betplom]

This thread was intended for Jewbacca but he never got a chance to reply, the thread was taken over by the know it alls.

 

[PuckOff]

Now it's your time to shine Jewie!!!

 

[pico]

black hookers tend to be more lazy. white ones are usually on meth.

 

[Matty]

plommer, don't be a fag. Teach us.

 

[betplom]

plommer, don't be a fag. Teach us.

The Americans wouldn't believe me, they think that:

American hooker = Canadian hooker

There are few similarities, but American ho's are nasty, there are far fewer nasty ho's in Canada, maybe because crack ho's here get healthcare.

Matty, I may be in Montreal next week, where are good places to find low level streetwalkers?

 

[Fu Manchu]

stay away from my sister plommer

 

[Bread]

Plommer,

GTFO.

Thanks,
Bread

 

[betplom]

stay away from my sister plommer

She's a low level crack ho in Montreal?

Pics or ban.

 

[Matty]

The Americans wouldn't believe me, they think that:

American hooker = Canadian hooker

There are few similarities, but American ho's are nasty, there are far fewer nasty ho's in Canada, maybe because crack ho's here get healthcare.

Matty, I may be in Montreal next week, where are good places to find low level streetwalkers?

plommer, I am completely ignorant on that topic. Have never experienced professional sex. I know that www.devilishescorts.com is very highly rated and all the girls are 180 an hour.

GL plommer and don't fuck up my city while I'm gone.

 

[Matty]

She's a low level crack ho in Montreal?

Pics or ban.

Fisch's sister is quite hot. I will marry her. Back off plommer, I don't want your sloppy seconds.

 

[Bread]

If I could get Fischy's sister to wear the Expos cap, I would rail her eternally. OMG.