Hey Guys!

[JoeMorgan]

I googled my name today and noticed how popular i was here. Great to be a part of the community

 

[Cougar Bait]

Fuck you I am planning on starving your ass

With crackers, and you know how much you hate crackers

 

[Cami]

stupid

 

[JoeMorgan]

I love white things. Just look at my teeth

 

[bacon]

Why does everyone hate you so much? I didn't read up. I think you sound good broadcasting games, very charismatic and I bet you have a great dick.

 

[Cougar Bait]

And wives. You like white wives. I don't blame you for that though.

 

[JoeMorgan]

I'm misunderstood. My buddy, Mr. Sharpton, says there are a lot of white racists who are jealous of my raw baseball talent and amazing announcing skills

 

[Cougar Bait]

no

 

[Mudcat]

Novelty identities ---> never unfunny. Imagine if this guy started speaking to the Brandon Walsh shtick and maybe sadcat too?

*slaps knee*

 

[bacon]

Don't forget sadpuffyshirt! :winning:

 

[Mudcat]

I'm sorry, I wish I hadn't posted that. Just being a dick.

Sorry.

 

[bacon]

Me too for mine. But more so for yours. I think. No, no I really don't.

 

[JoeMorgan]

I don't really like that mudscat guys tone. Must be Canadian

 

[Archie]

Joe, who had the biggest kawk on the big red machine teams?

 

[JoeMorgan]

Nigga pleeeease... Those whiteys were too embarrassed to shower with Joe

 

[Archie]

george foster, tony perez, dave concepcion, Ken Griffey ect?

hey, any good Pete Rose gambling or other stories?

 

[JoeMorgan]

Nah. He still owes me for the last titty bar trip

 

[mrquincy]

Hey Joe