Hey Cougarfukker, When are you going to open a forum/website???

[betplom]

I guess I’m fortunate not to be gaining weight. I mean people in their 50s fuck...right?

people in their 80's and 90's fuck, but they fuck other people in their 80's and 90's.

I'm being 100% serious that losing sex drive is pleasant. Now I know how all those gelded racehorses I bet on over the years really feel.

Most guys if they will admit it or not are slaves to their dicks. Removing the shackles feels great.

 

[reno cool]

people in their 80's and 90's fuck, but they fuck other people in their 80's and 90's.

I'm being 100% serious that losing sex drive is pleasant. Now I know how all those gelded racehorses I bet on over the years really feel.

Most guys if they will admit it or not are slaves to their dicks. Removing the shackles feels great.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Damn Plommer props for the honesty 😄

 

[betplom]

Damn Plommer props for the honesty 😄

Receiving the occasional blow job a few times a year and masturbation a couple times a month to keep the pipes clean. Nothing else needed.

At 3 blowies a year I'm probably ahead of married guys like Matty. I hear wives no longer give them unless they want something in return. Kinda how it works with the ladies in my life.

Can't get off solo anymore so need specific porn to accomplish goal. Amateur porn, not bestiality, in case you were wondering.

 

[Matty]

At 3 blowies a year I'm probably ahead of married guys like Matty.

🤔

Depends on the year, but 2020 is looking good for you. 😣

 

[Tron]

Most guys if they will admit it or not are slaves to their dicks.

Absolutely

 

[betplom]

Absolutely

not me pal, no more. I've hit menopause with a vengeance. The power/allure of the puss is gone. Now I know how homosexual men feel when a woman tries to use her sexuality to get something they want. Now all they get from plommer is a blank stare.

And remember, I used to fuck, a lot.

 

[roguejuror]

🤔

Depends on the year, but 2020 is looking good for you. 😣

 

[Vegas Dave]

Had two rounds with the fiance today... she probably thought it was because I missed her since we hang out less frequently these days. But it was this thread reminding me I'm on borrowed time.

 

[Blitty]

Plommer, what’s the best way to fill the void of hookers?


Crochet?

 

[Cougar Bait]

As you get older it gets easier to turn down that's for sure.

I wouldn't turn down that 42 year old now though, I can tell you that. Saw her last year and she still looks good near 60. Maybe I do like grannies. I guess it depends on the granny.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Had two rounds with the fiance today... she probably thought it was because I missed her since we hang out less frequently these days. But it was this thread reminding me I'm on borrowed time.

I swear when I first read this I thought you and her were sparring lol.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Plommer, what’s the best way to fill the void of hookers?


Crochet?

Plomstein making shorts macrame style.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

As you get older it gets easier to turn down that's for sure.

I wouldn't turn down that 42 year old now though, I can tell you that. Saw her last year and she still looks good near 60. Maybe I do like grannies. I guess it depends on the granny.

GILF porn is a thing. You aren’t the only one

 

[MrMonkey]

I have the hots for our Doctor! Better than I thought as a youngster!

And who says only women can like the opposite sex in an uniform!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Yeah could you imagine? She'd probably make you sanitize your dick pre-entry.

 

[roguejuror]

Had two rounds with the fiance today... she probably thought it was because I missed her since we hang out less frequently these days. But it was this thread reminding me I'm on borrowed time.

Davey you're supposed to be quarantining

 

[Vegas Dave]

Davey you're supposed to be quarantining

Yeah seeing her is the one exception I make. I unfortunately have not reached plommer levels of celibacy yet!!