You know I WAS nervous about the test but that all changed when I woke up realizing I had no idea where my GPS was so I had to run out and buy a new one because that town is not the kind of town you drive around in looking up and down from a mapquest if you like your car or your life. Well it turns out the GPS doesn't know that town that well so, instead of ending up at the blood test place we end up on the WRONG side of the tracks in the hood. I ask every local walking on the street to help me find the place. Some dude. Some other dude. Some other real cool dude. Another dude - you know what I WILL try that little restaurant sometime. A well to do guy next to a funeral home, great suit and I told him that too. Some lady digging for her change that was scared shitless of me because when I have my bluetooth in which I did in my blue polo I can look like the fuzz even though as we all know that's the last thing I am. A nurse coming off her shift FINALLY got me there. Thank you nurse I'll probably never see again - and I salute YOU!
Last one was a little dude he seemed cool. Quick. I think both he, the real cool dude and the nurse could close if they had to. Also they all do their own shit. I FINALLY I get there more than an hour late but it's cool I have to wait like ten minutes not bad at all considering how late I was even though I DON'T do LATE but many people do late or no shows at a place like this so I understand their position of not answering their phones. The whole time I was on a fast of over ten hours as expected so yeah - I get pretty feisty when I haven't eaten. As in completely psycotic, but anyway moving on.
The blood lady is very sweet but WAY too slow. Her computer's having problems. Then the company I used to set the whole thing up has so many spelling errors on my paperwork I have to clear up with her so time time and more time goes by. I lose it a little. A bunch of "get your shit together" innuendos and you guys know how good I play the innuendo game. She DOES get her shit together. Needles just suck but it worked out. Very little scares Bacon - needles do.I apologize and am like I'm sorry I have to get back to work and I just need to eat. She expresses that I did scare her but she accepts, everyone's ok. So I look around - only place around is Wendy's that I see and I am NOT getting lost there again. So I go for the salad. The girl at the window was sweet but dude who pissed in that salad? I junk it. So then it's into town for a Sheetz run - all business - vegetables and two hard boiled eggs. I LOVE Sheets in a pinch. It's what they do you - you might pay a little more sometimes but dude? They rock the fucking house in a pinch like no one else.
Just an intense experience and I am happy to FINALLY be feeling some serenity.
So, the Dr. will have the results in about a week when I see him, and then we find out. I predict everything is fine and I finally get what I need but that's up to him.
As always I really appreciate all of the support. It's been a pain in the ass but the extent that it is a pain in the ass decreases every time I solve another jigsaw puzzle of a situation. Not bashing the GPS company either because they're good but I might go back to another company for that. I mean come the fuck on.
Bacons is tired and has to get back to working out tomorrow I've just had too much going on but yeah we are so fucking due for a complete grinder of a sesh.
I can tell everyone this though - if you're going to follow a fast up with a veggie cup after driving around for hours make sure there's a bathroom around.
Also I ended up showing up in a ufo covered in tampons so they made me come back in a car. Whatever.
