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Have you ever killed an animal?

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Killed some birds and critters that had their guts tore out that my cat would bring home when I was a little kid. Always stressful.

Shot a lizard with a slingshot as a kid and when he fell dead at my friend I started crying and ran home.

I am a gigantic pussy when it comes to animals.

I'd eat the shit out of that goat though.
 
Blown up small toads and worms with Chinese firecrackers. And I finished a woodpecker with a BB gun after my brother unintentionally hit him first, from quite a long fokken distance, with a BB rifle.

It bears repeating - don't fok with me.
 
I did once and it wasn't a pleasant experience. I had this woman and her kids living with me while she was trying to get her own place. Her daughter had a kitty who got out of the house and was hit by a car but didn't die instantly. The woman was a cop but she say's she can't shoot the cat. She gives me her 9 and ask me to do it.

I took the cat away from the house and set it down. I aimed for the head but flinched, I had never shot a pistol before, and ended up gutt shooting the poor lil suffering kitten. I had to do it again to finally put the poor kitty to rest.

That was the first and the last time. I can't go through that again. I mean it had to be done but I'm not the guy that should be doing it.
 
I shot wild rabbits and game birds with a shot gun.

I killed birds with slugs and sling when I was a kid. Also with a pellet gun.

Hit road kill with the car.

When I was in the military I caught and slaughtered wild rabbits with traps.

Killed snakes with a shovel.
 
yap, killed lots of animals...
squirrels as a kid. used to slaughter those furry fukers with a pellet gun as a kid.
Dad would pay a dollar for every squirrel we killed in the yard.
he didn't like them eating pine cones and leaving a mess on the driveway.

never killed a deer though
 
How old do you think those deers get Bread? :rolleyes:

Calm down, Patrick Swayze
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Rogatien we need your testimonial here. Remember that humans are animals too.

Yeah I have. Chop a turkey head off, snap the neck of a chicken. That type of stuff.

In sao paulo, once there was a dog under my car, it looked rabid and mean rottweilerish. It spend the whole afternoon under it or around it, I shussh it, hosed it, threw hot water at it, rocks and it wouldn't leave. I didn't go out that night and the next morning it was still there. So my girl gets out the front and I jump the perimeter wall on the side, glass and all, and go around the house, the dog gets out of under it when it sees her and sits in the front of the car which was facing the house, I run to the car, struggle with the keys, the motherfuker sees me and jumps at me but I get in in time. It goes back right under the car, I sound the horn, turn on the engine and it wouldn't get scare so I got pissed said fuk it and did a quick reverse, I felt it draging and then thud ran over it. It didn't made a single cry, shook it off, got up and left. Surely should have died. The motherfuker must have been the black cadejo.