Has Your Significant Other Ever Smelled Like Beefaroni?

[RobbieP]

I'm not trying to be outrageous with these topics, rather it is something on my mind. I'm talking about down there. I've been w/ my wife for 10 years and for the first time I smelled a faint musk like smell after massaging her button before we got it on. I smelled my fingers after while brushing my teeth.

I'm sure some of you wise guys will say she was banging someone while I was at work or pleasuring herself with a smoked mackerel. Not funny. We did just have a baby 2 months ago. I just don't have the heart to tell her about the musk smell that time. The two times after didn't yield the smell.

 

[tullamore]

I watched the Seinfeld last night when Kramer fed the horse Rusty beefaroni.

 

[Muse]

I've never noticed it. Maybe it's just you

 

[RobbieP]

I've never noticed it. Maybe it's just you

No fella. Maybe you never smelled your fingers after everytime.

 

[RobbieP]

It didn't smell like maggot beef and I never wanted to cut my hand off. I want to be clear on that. There was a musk like smell. Not overpowering, but something I can remember.

 

[Muse]

Simple remedy Rob. Quit putting your fingers in her ass and your fingers will not smell like dinner. You're welcome.

 

[RobbieP]

Simple remedy Rob. Quit putting your fingers in her ass and your fingers will not smell like dinner. You're welcome.

Muse, I liked that one song you did with Biggie.

 

[Saulty]

That's what happens when you stick your fingers in the wrong hole.

 

[kato]

welcome back

no

 

[fiveteamer]

we like neutral smelling vagina over here.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Fiver, maybe he should squirt a little lemon juice on there to neutralize it. Acidic fruits are the great neutralizer.

 

[roguejuror]

could have been a gamelive baby