Has anyone ever ****** a midget?

[tullamore]

I have always had a thing for midgets.

This past week I had 2 dreams about banging a midget.

Has anyone ever done a midget? How was it? Do midgets prefer certain positions?


Also, my buddies dad said Texas use to have midget bowling, you dress the midget up in some kind of suit and role them down the lane. I was was somewhat drunk when he told me this story last night, so I am not sure if it is true, but that seems like a good time.

 

[Bread]

The Blittster could have a good response for this thread when he signs on.

Tully I would pay over $86 to go midget bowling I think.

 

[tullamore]

The Blittster could have a good response for this thread when he signs on.

Tully I would pay over $86 to go midget bowling I think.

I would pay a lot more than $86, I would have no problem paying a few hundred for a game, but I want bumpers, those small fucks would be bouncing everywhere.

I go bowling when I am drunk and try bouncing the ball into another lane to piss people off. How great would it be to bounce a midget into another lane, and piss some family of on family fun night a some local alley..

 

[Bread]

lololol. I saw a porn over 20 years ago where it was a HUGE lady and a midget. and about 4 normal sized guys picked up the little fella and were pushing him in and out of the woman's stuff. The whole time they would make chants almost like OOMPA at a Greek party or something.

Man that was funny stuff.

 

[kato]

im 5'7" and no

 

[Bread]

im 5'7" and no

Spinner.

 

[kato]

lol

 

[Fu Manchu]

i would love to fuk a midget. adding this to my bucket list. thanks tully!

 

[Bread]

I wonder if Pally wants to bang a midget. I fuckin well bet he does.

 

[kato]

that is right in pally's wheelhouse

 

[Rubyn]

Guys sure do have weird shit floating around in their heads.

 

[Fu Manchu]

whats the matter rubyn?

its ok if you want to fuk a midget too.

100% chance that bread will be cool with it.

 

[Bread]

Be cool with it??? OMG that would be AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Fu Manchu]

i knew it

 

[Rubyn]

I am officially no longer cool. None of this sounds appealing to me.

 

[Fu Manchu]

lame.

 

[Bread]

Oh but The Blittster playing with your boobulars in public is ok. Got it.

 

[Rubyn]

I have accepted Jesus into my heart.