Happy Birthday Mr X

[betplom]

I don't think this is a crazy statement at all. And I'm a REALLY horny guy.

I think a day off or two or three makes the sex hotter.

No sex for three days then four times in one day?

And you don't want to be raped you say?

Tronnaaay common!


Tron your mouth may be saying no but your body is screaming YES!

 

[Matty]

That's not the way I deciphered that post. I think he meant generally speaking.

I read the tone as weekly sex was the more typical occurrence.

What is there to decipher? Jesus fok people.

I'd get tired of having sex every single day. Where the fok is the "tone" in that?

Blitty go to your room.

 

[Blitty]

Settle down, matty. It looked like daft interpreted as just the occasional few days off, and I just figured that it was more than occasional.

Go to the corner.

 

[Matty]

No, Tron was exactly right, it's the machinal, automatic daily sex that I'd grow weary of. Emphasis on daily. Would you eat steak every single day?

 

[Matty]

Baby's sleeping right on top of the woman.

Gonna go rub one out shortly.

 

[Blitty]

I'm sure MrX can't wait to see what his bday thread turned into..

 

[Tron]

Blitty, hopefully you make a full recovery from the stroke you had last night.

 

[roguejuror]

I'm sure MrX can't wait to see what his bday thread turned into..

One of the better birthday threads we've ever had. Just behind wwheng's.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I could go for daily blow jobs. I don't think those women exist, though.

Sure they do but they cost daily money.

 

[RayRay]

i need a pill/pills in order to have sex 4 times a day ... tronnnaayy good job on this one

 

[betplom]

Baby's sleeping right on top of the woman.

Someone stole your spot!

 

[Tron]

Mr.X, happy birthday.

How many times did Jesus (and his subsequent crucifixion) pop into your head on the anniversary of your birth?


Hmmmm, huh?

Mr.X, are you and Mrs.X on speaking terms?

Tron had a tiny crush on her. Could you tell or did it fly under the radar? It was tiny, ya know? Like a 30 min crush. Did things just get weird? Hope not.


Mr.X, nevermind.

 

[MrX]

I think this thread went in a fine direction.

I, also, would choose to occasionally skip sex for a few days. It happens, and is not without benefits.

Tron, probably zero times. Nope. I guess I could tell. Certainly wouldn't blame you for it.

 

[Blitty]

Mr.X, happy birthday.

How many times did Jesus (and his subsequent crucifixion) pop into your head on the anniversary of your birth?


Hmmmm, huh?

Mr.X, are you and Mrs.X on speaking terms?

Tron had a tiny crush on her. Could you tell or did it fly under the radar? It was tiny, ya know? Like a 30 min crush. Did things just get weird? Hope not.


Mr.X, nevermind.

Blitty, hopefully you make a full recovery from the stroke you had last night.

Ditto.

 

[Tron]

I was hammered. If that was your excuse too then :cheersbuddy: