Waiting for a call back from Bell (my media provider) as we speak. Thought it was pretty cool that they give you the option of, rather than wait on hold, they will call you back when your place in the queue comes up.
Well, it's cool if it works. We'll see about that.
Between 15 and 22 minutes they say.
As far as I can tell from the evidence I see, seems like I just need to replace the phone cord. You'd think I might have one of those lying around but nope. But anyway, I'll start by talking to them and give them my normal boob act (which is not an act), and then go from there.