I was just talking to my cable/internet provider people. I'm getting very serious about joining the 21st century and upgrading to a smartphone, and hopefully it won't be long before I tumble down an open manhole while walking and gawking at my device.
No but seriously man, there was a bunch of confusing stuff that came out of that conversation - different plans and dollars to consider - but here's something interesting. Kind of funny.
I brought up a subject that the guys at work said I would have to consider: how I will need wifi here in the apartment. So I asked about the cost and requirements of that.
She said I already have it.
"No," I sez," "but my laptop is connected by a cable."
"It doesn't have to be. You have wifi."
"No," I sez, "but I don't think you are understanding me. I am connected by actual cords."
"I understand but I am looking at your account and you definitely have wifi."
"No," I sez, "but you mean some tech person can coach me to do some kind of tinkering with my equipment and it will become wifi ready?"
"Everything that needs to be done is done. Wifi - you have it."
"Really?" I sez.
"Yes you big hamburger."
Well no. But yes.