Giving Comedy a Try

[Matty]

lol @ being called a "McDonald's customer". They could've just said "people".

The whole thing sounds so condescending. "People making 45k or less". Man, everyone goes to McDick's. Fokkin bilionaires eat Quarter Pounders.

I don't like these snobs.

 

[Blitty]

Davey made it!! That's awesome.

Hard to tell if the ladies were laughing at the black guys tiktok harder or not.

Can you get any monetary benefit for that?

 

[Boner_18]

lol @ being called a "McDonald's customer". They could've just said "people".

The whole thing sounds so condescending. "People making 45k or less". Man, everyone goes to McDick's. Fokkin bilionaires eat Quarter Pounders.

I don't like these snobs.

Warren Buffet and Bill Gates love that shit.

We try to keep it to road trips in the Boner household but definitely get it once or twice a month to save the hassle of cooking dinner.

 

[Matty]

I'm writing this from the 2nd sketchiest McDick's in Toronto.

Maybe just don't buy a hash brown by itself Davey Boy.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Haha awesome, they even link to it directly

Vegas Dave makes the cover image of a CNN article might give mister monkey a stroke

We all know MrM steers clear of that liberal wasteland

 

[Vegas Dave]

I'm writing this from the 2nd sketchiest McDick's in Toronto.
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Maybe just don't buy a hash brown by itself Davey Boy.

$8.46 tho 💀

 

[tullamore]

Nice work @Vegas Dave

Congrats

 

[Matty]

$8.46 tho 💀

Canadian dollorz though, worth 35% less than USD. And 13% tax because free healthcare.

 

[Dingo]

Congrats.Guessing no McDonald’s sponsorship are forthcoming

 

[Vegas Dave]

Now on the official CNN TikTok account 😱

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Vegas Dave]

Haven't noticed any spike from this yet and don't anticipate one, but we shall see.

 

[Boner_18]

I mean... a potato costs $3-4 for 5lbs...


Then buy the potatos and put in the work you lazy fucks!

 

[Matty]

Yeh that was a weak argument Davey.

 

[Boner_18]

Plus a hash brown is much more than a potato. Shit the largest single cost is probably energy/electricity (gotta process the potatoes, mix them, bake them, freeze them, truck them, heat them). Not to mention the human capital invested.

You shoulda said - "$3, a KW of electricity costs $.14, cmon people."

Mmmmhmm. I should do comedy.

 

[Boner_18]

Tongue firmly planted in cheek there btw. Gg getting some pub dude.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Tongue firmly planted in cheek there btw. Gg getting some pub dude.

Haha thanks. And you should! We'd all sign up for BonerTok

 

[Vegas Dave]

Hmm maybe needs a new name.

 

[roguejuror]

Can you get any monetary benefit for that?

He needs to become an "analyst" for that, those 30 seconds news clips and 12 minutes of expert "analyst" talk, then he'd get an appearance fee