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i once had an orientation for mcdonald's.

i had forgotten about that orientation earlier in the day and decided to drop some acid. then i remembered and had to go to the orientation on acid.

i actually handled it quite well except for a few key moments:

we had to take the chairs from the lobby into the back room to watch some videos. my chair's seat was loose and i did not know. i began to carry it through the lobby when the top fell off and banged on the floor. this was during rush dinner hours, and the LAST thing you want on acid is for people to notice you or put you in the spotlight.

a female friend of mine was there and burst out laughing, and my face turned bright red as i tried to get the chair through the opening between the front counter and the wall - i didn't notice everyone else lifting their chairs. it was horrible.



then there was another one where we were watching a training video. we had to pay attention to this cartoon guy who was robbing the mcdonalds, and then answer questions about his appearance afterwards.

i was insistent on the fact that he was an old man with a wandering eye. everyone looked at me odd, as he was "obviously" a man in his early 20s with perfectly fine eyes.
 
If that was me on acid in that orientation scenario, the story would go more like this.



i once had an orientation for mcdonald's.

i had forgotten about that orientation earlier in the day and decided to drop some acid. then i remembered and had to go to the orientation on acid.

so i got there and i began to laugh and could not stop for 3.5 hours.
 
If that was me on acid in that orientation scenario, the story would go more like this.



i once had an orientation for mcdonald's.

i had forgotten about that orientation earlier in the day and decided to drop some acid. then i remembered and had to go to the orientation on acid.

so i got there and i began to laugh and could not stop for 3.5 hours.

lol

Muddaaaay!

I wish I had known you in the 80's pal, I wouldn't have felt like such a fuckup with a guy like you around.

Muddaaaay! Can you even remember the 80's?
 
If that was me on acid in that orientation scenario, the story would go more like this.



i once had an orientation for mcdonald's.

i had forgotten about that orientation earlier in the day and decided to drop some acid. then i remembered and had to go to the orientation on acid.

so i got there and i began to laugh and could not stop for 3.5 hours.

Muddy, you used to laugh on acid??
 
Muddaaaay! Can you even remember the 80's?



Too well. I am cursed with a very good memory.



Muddy, you used to laugh on acid??



Particularly when it was most inappropriate. I remember trying to pick something up at a donut shop on acid one time and I just couldn't stop laughing. I finally had to give up. I was ultimately incapable of conveying my order to the perturbed people behind the counter.

As I recall I was supposed to get a box of Timbits for a buddy. You're on your own pal.