Gentlemen, CaligirlNJ Is On...And She Has Friends

[fiveteamer]

Matty it's Thursday today. You know what that means, right?

Tomorrow is Friday. That is what it means.

 

[Matty]

Payday again. Fiver we gonna go big this weekend.

 

[fiveteamer]

Well, you are

Nose ring girl, ftw!

 

[Matty]

Fiver we're trying not to think about it, chances are that she's gonna break an arm or some shit by tomorrow evening. That girl is a mess and a bit of a lunatic.

She's also a drinker. So we're drinking big no matter what. Fiver this is gonna be a good weekend.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[roguejuror]

Why kick the roomie out for bash?

We need the roomie

 

[Matty]

She's kinda lame. Drunk Roomie is ok, but Drunk Roomie is always followed by ProjectileVomit Roomie.

*shakes head*

 

[SoV]

Useless discussing without pics.

 

[roguejuror]

Matty post the red dress one

 

[Matty]

Matty post the red dress one

Mara saw her in that dress and declared "you look wicked!", which she did. Still, kinda lame.

 

[fiveteamer]

Where is she from again, Montreal?

 

[Matty]

Where is she from again, Montreal?

I don't know. 2 hours North of here. Wherever they make Chapman's ice cream.

Markdale.

 

[MrMonkey]

She's kinda lame. Drunk Roomie is ok, but Drunk Roomie is always followed by ProjectileVomit Roomie.

*shakes head*

http://www.ratemyvomit.com/images/ul/vomit-759.jpeg

Come on Matty, you have to slowly work her endurance up to handle it. Just like your little doggie, he didn't go potty outside without a few mishaps along the way! Practice and Patience! The 2 P's like peepee and poopie!

 

[roguejuror]

Fivey let's make a deal, if matty hasn't bang her by the time of the mini bash we'll tag team her

You'll just have to wear rubber

 

[Matty]

MrMonkey we need to focus here. Nose Stud girl is leaving town soon.

 

[fiveteamer]

She's a lame ass fucking scientst.

 

[Matty]

Fivey let's make a deal, if matty hasn't bang her by the time of the mini bash we'll tag team her

You'll just have to wear rubber

Fiver is welcome to go for it anytime he wants.

 

[roguejuror]

What the he'll is a nose stud?