GameLive ladies - I must say I'm flattered!

[Badnina]

Plommer, luv, I was singing the theme song to "Three's Company" for the Teela, Plommer, MonkeyFOcker 3some.

 

[Tron]

Rogue Scholar lol'd

 

[Mudcat]

Mudcat you will likely be contacted by the same American females that contacted me - after all, you performed the same test but with better results, no?

Get serious. There is only one king of the toilet paper roll and his name is betplom.

 

[betplom]

Get serious. There is only one king of the toilet paper roll and his name is betplom.

Mudddaaaaay, I appreciate the confidence boost pal, but you made me quite aware of the fact I have a kids kok compared to yours.

 

[Badnina]

Nina finds herself intrigued with this subject.

 

[betplom]

Nina finds herself intrigued with this subject.

Nina, Mudcat has a shmok comparable to Ron Jeremy. I can only fill an empty toilet paper roll.

 

[Badnina]

Be honest. If I ask Mr. Nina if I can measure his with one is he going to look at me funny? And leave the room? And deny me from hot sex?

 

[Acid Joe]

I have not been contacted by any gamelive females.... but I'm happy with the female I got..... we will be in vegas in august..... 20-four7 out.

 

[betplom]

Be honest. If I ask Mr. Nina if I can measure his with one is he going to look at me funny? And leave the room? And deny me from hot sex?

You want us to believe you haven't measured it yet?

lol, nice try, pal.

 

[kato]

And yet it still fools everybody. According to He-Man's opening theme, only three people are aware of his "secret": the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko. Man-At-Arm's daughter, Teela, despite being Prince Adam's best friend since childhood, has never noticed that he looks exactly like He-Man, probably because she was too busy ogling his man-cleavage to notice anything else.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18617_the-9-stupidest-superhero-secret-identities.html#ixzz0tZHrJrED

 

[Mudcat]

Be honest. If I ask Mr. Nina if I can measure his with one is he going to look at me funny? And leave the room? And deny me from hot sex?

Only if he is a major wet blanket.

I say never mind even asking his permission - just grab ahold of his thing, stick it in there and report your findings.

 

[Teela]

Only if he is a major wet blanket.

I say never mind even asking his permission - just grab ahold of his thing, stick it in there and report your findings.

She could always try inserting it in her vajayjay for a good comparision and compare the two. However, I'm certain that Nina's girl parts are made of steel and she would crush the cardboard.

 

[Mudcat]

She could always try inserting it in her vajayjay

That's crazy talk. Here at gamelive, we insert things in toilet paper rolls.

 

[Matty]

And yet it still fools everybody. According to He-Man's opening theme, only three people are aware of his "secret": the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko. Man-At-Arm's daughter, Teela, despite being Prince Adam's best friend since childhood, has never noticed that he looks exactly like He-Man, probably because she was too busy ogling his man-cleavage to notice anything else.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18617_the-9-stupidest-superhero-secret-identities.html#ixzz0tZHrJrED

Hahaha, good shit.

Thanks to the Sorceress of the legendary Castle Grayskull, Prince Adam of Eternia is magically transformed into... the same dude, with a tan.

That's it. He's no bigger as He-man--you've probably never noticed this, but under that pink jacket Prince Adam's actually pretty muscular--he's just paler and wears more clothes. That's the same dramatic transformation you undergo every winter.

The Power of Grayskull.

 

[MrMonkey]

Be honest. If I ask Mr. Nina if I can measure his with one is he going to look at me funny? And leave the room? And deny me from hot sex?

-5000 odds Nina can it measure it precisely orally. Look at that lovely face. She pro! :sukysuky:

Were any of those boys from HS you were talking to on facebook able to tickle your tonsils?

Oh forgot about your question Nina. HELL NO! Not the way you measure them!

DISCLAIMER: Everything written above is meant as a compliment!

 

[Teela]

That's crazy talk. Here at gamelive, we insert things in toilet paper rolls.

I find that sexist.

Who is the EEO person around here???

 

[MrMonkey]

I find that sexist.

Who is the EEO person around here???

Sorry Teela I left you out!

-3800 odds for you love!

 

[Matty]

I find that sexist.

Who is the EEO person around here???

Scholar left us recently and the position was never filled again. :sad: Last I heard he had left Team Bisexuality too. Tragic.

I'm gay