GameLive ladies - I must say I'm flattered!

[betplom]

Since I posted my empty toilet paper roll measuring thread I have received more than a few "call me" messages from some of the Gamelive women.

Basically the messages I've received sound like this:

Dear plommer, if you are ever in (city/state) you should give me a call, I'd love to learn more about you, I think you and I would hit it off.
(I think we all know exactly what "hit it off" means)

Sincerely,

GameLive female


I wasn't surprised to receive these messages even from Gamelive women that claim to be in a relationship already. It just confirms my belief that there are many women that are lonely and unsatisfied even though they have a male around. I won't mention specific posters as I do not wish to cause problems.

Ladies, if I am ever in your city/state I may very well contact you as a guy like me can never have too many American friends.

 

[Mudcat]

Not surprising. The thought of you sticking your wang in a toilet paper roll gets them primed. The knowledge that you fit snugly puts them over the top.

 

[kato]

good job plommer

 

[betplom]

Not surprising. The thought of you sticking your shmok in a toilet paper roll gets them primed. The knowledge that you fit snugly puts them over the top.

Muddaaaaay! I like the fact you can think like a woman when required. Plus you make perfect sense.

Mudcat you will likely be contacted by the same American females that contacted me - after all, you performed the same test but with better results, no?

PS: Makes me wonder why do we not have any Canadian women posters at Gamelive

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Plommer, call me.

 

[betplom]

Plommer, call me.

Call you what? A cunt?

Ok, you're a cunt, pal.

 

[Teela]

Just think that Robyn, Nina and I are within a short drive of each other....

 

[roguejuror]

sounds like Polaroid

careful pal

 

[betplom]

Just think that Robyn, Nina and I are within a short drive of each other....

Teela, I wish you hadn't mentioned specific names, pal. This will only cause problems down the road.

Remember what I told you in my reply, we need to be discreet.

 

[Teela]

I hope that this didn't ruin our plans.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Teela, are you up for threesomes? I'm no toilet paper roll, but most women don't complain about my size during anal.

 

[betplom]

I hope that this didn't ruin our plans.

Pure sabotage. Nice, pal.

 

[Teela]

Teela, are you up for threesomes? I'm no toilet paper roll, but most women don't complain about my size during anal.

You may want to direct that question to Plommer and not me. Actually, I might enjoy watching that...

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I don't think Plommer would even feel me, Teela. It's an abyss down there.

 

[betplom]

I don't think Plommer would even feel me, Teela. It's an abyss down there.

Monkey, I am disappointed in you pal, I can't believe you served up such a softball for Teela.

PS: Teela, nice hit.

 

[Badnina]

Come and knock on our door....

 

[Swarmy]

You'll be found like this.....

 

[betplom]

Come and knock on our door....

Nina, I'm well aware of the fact that the further south one goes in the USA the probability of having a shotgun pointed at them by a homeowner increases greatly.

Uh, I believe I will be meeting people in discreet locations, like motels.