Alright my distinguished gentlemen and ladies here are the fantasy power rankings. I have turned down all requested bribes so continue to keep your money in your pants people it won't help.
10) Bringing up the rear is
Mr. Monkey. Really you couldn't hit 100? There is no starting RB on your team. You might be able to help me get washed by a woman on a Sunday but you need at least one starting RB. GL in 2014.
9)
Blitty. I do admit I took pleasure in dismantling you first off because you are the defending champ because mostly but because of your seemingly lavish lifestyle. Must be nice fucko, glad you could eat some shit for once. I see you taking shots on the waiver wire and I hope others try to keep up.
8)
Cami - Not too bad but smoked by Coug's extremely tough team. I'm sure you'll get an easy win or two come bye week time but keep an eye on starting rb situations - because
is already doing it.
7)
Action Girl's team came on a bit, Davis looks good at TE but she got taken down by Schweddy. Caught up in the NE RB situation = ouch.
6)
Archie's team failed to live up to potential. The only one who really showed up is Eli - and how can he start him over Ice? I expect better things for Arch the rest of the way.
5)
FW - Stafford did show up and those receivers could be the best in the league. His starting RB's looked a little rough around the edges. Nice win but thinking to do.
4)
Schweddy - One of the more complete teams but what's on the bench? His Wr's are extremely tough. True contender, once again.
3)
Baconbits - Call it what what you want but I nailed it this year fuckos. What can't Kaper do? Looks like Schaub might hold it down if anything goes wrong. The problem is Chris Johnson still sucks and if he or AP goes down im in deep chit.
2) Putting
Matty at #2 because Peyton is not even coming close to doing that every week. A goose egg for Jones? The scary part is his team actually under achieved and still blew everyone else off the map because Manning dickhead went off. Did he win the league with Manning?
1)
Rice Rice. Coug has the most well rounded, prepared to win the whole thing team in the league. His entire starting line up is prepared to go off on any given week. One significant injury and it becomes an uphill climb for him.
Good week one everyone.
