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20Four7 vs. Archie AGE
Plommer vs. Blitty AIDS
FairWarning vs. Kato RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE
MonkeyFocker vs. PuckOff RAGE
20Four7 vs. Cougar Bait RANDOM VD
Fischy vs. InTheHole POWER POSTING
Immortality vs. Kato HIS NAME
Puckoff vs. 20Four7 TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Cougar Bait vs. InTheHole CHOKING ON VOMIT
Matt Rain vs. Reno Cool DRAW-will never die

Others that would draw interest would be:

Amby vs. Blitty CRAIGSLIST RANDOM VIOLENCE
MonkeyF0cker vs. Mr. Monkey DOMESTIC DISPUTE
Robyn vs. Mrs. X FREAK ROLLER DERBY ACCIDENT
Matt Rain vs. Puckoff TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Bread vs. Pavy KILLED BY BREAD
Blitty vs. FairWarning TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Bread vs. Robyn KILLED BY BREAD
Rogue Scholar vs. Shantystar KILLED BY TONYA's FATHER
Cougar Bait vs. Daft TOO CLOSE TO CALL
 
20Four7 vs. Archie AGE
Plommer vs. Blitty AIDS
FairWarning vs. Kato RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE
MonkeyFocker vs. PuckOff RAGE
20Four7 vs. Cougar Bait RANDOM VD
Fischy vs. InTheHole POWER POSTING
Immortality vs. Kato HIS NAME
Puckoff vs. 20Four7 TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Cougar Bait vs. InTheHole CHOKING ON VOMIT
Matt Rain vs. Reno Cool DRAW-will never die

Others that would draw interest would be:

Amby vs. Blitty CRAIGSLIST RANDOM VIOLENCE
MonkeyF0cker vs. Mr. Monkey DOMESTIC DISPUTE
Robyn vs. Mrs. X FREAK ROLLER DERBY ACCIDENT
Matt Rain vs. Puckoff TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Bread vs. Pavy KILLED BY BREAD
Blitty vs. FairWarning TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Bread vs. Robyn KILLED BY BREAD
Rogue Scholar vs. Shantystar KILLED BY TONYA's FATHER
Cougar Bait vs. Daft TOO CLOSE TO CALL

:lmao: :up: Max wager on all please!
 
Poster is 40 or older -350 (20Four7, BetPlom, FairWarning, Mr Monkey, Mrs. X, Mudcat, Reno Cool)


First the Wii and now you?

That's it, start lowering my odds. You and the Wii have spun me out of control. There just isn't any point anymore. No more working out, and if I do make it to derby practice, I'm going to leisurely skate outside the track taking long breaks on the couches when I get too tired.

We're pulling off the highway right now so I can get a fried Twinky and a Snickers bar.
 
I knew you weren't gonna be happy with that one.

It's extra funny that the clip I picked totally outs me as being ancient.

See what I did there?

Damn, just when I calmed my storm a little about having one foot in the grave. Now I'm going to start calling around for botox quotes again and Mr. X will roll his eyes and sigh when I start pulling at my face and asking him opinions about botox vs. restalyn, and if he thinks the little frown wrinkle on my forehead is getting any worse.

*secret message from Mr. X: Ixnay onyay ellingtay issusmay exyay athey eshay ookslay/isyay oldyay.
 
matty help me out

what's the secret message :clueless:

The secret message is that Mrs. X is a vain (but loveable) nutjob and any further joking about her age might push her over the edge to the hardware store to get silcone to inject in her face after she o.d.ed on fried Twinkees and gin.

Secret message decoder: http://www.wikihow.com/Speak-Pig-Latin