Funny Reunion Story

[MrMonkey]

Matty's feeling a little down the last few days. Probably upset about his future roommate kissing other boys?

 

[Matty]

MrMonkey we're finally going to Toronto next week. Fiver better clean his act up before I show up. I'm not a sharer.

 

[Bread]

I think me and Savior Dog woulda fit in just fine at douchebag central.

 

[kato]

jesus...

what a bunch of tools

 

[AMBy]

So this 16 year old semi-retarded girl...was she hot? You left that out of the story.

 

[MrMonkey]

So this 16 year old semi-retarded girl...was she hot? You left that out of the story.

Doesn't matter IMO, the guy's complete 100% POS!

 

[Bread]

Another true story: The guy in front row there in between Bad Lieutenant and Undercover Brutha with light blue shirt on.

I quickly learned that for any form of acceptance around here, I had to toughen up. So I hit the weights, and morphed into a bit of a loose cannon.

That guy threw a party I think the year after graduation. He said something mouthy to me that I didn't like so I walked up to him in front of whole party and open-hand bitch slapped him. I then told him to get out. He said But it's my house! I said I don't care. lol.

I ended up leaving but man that was fun.

jesus...

what a bunch of tools

So you're thinking it was a good call that I didn't go?

 

[Bread]

So this 16 year old semi-retarded girl...was she hot? You left that out of the story.

hahahhaa....I actually see what you did there.

 

[kato]

Another true story: The guy in front row there in between Bad Lieutenant and Undercover Brutha with light blue shirt on.

I quickly learned that for any form of acceptance around here, I had to toughen up. So I hit the weights, and morphed into a bit of a loose cannon.

That guy threw a party I think the year after graduation. He said something mouthy to me that I didn't like so I walked up to him in front of whole party and open-hand bitch slapped him. I then told him to get out. He said But it's my house! I said I don't care. lol.

I ended up leaving but man that was fun.



So you're thinking it was a good call that I didn't go?

yes, but like you always say, 'you are just here for the pussy'

 

[MrMonkey]

hahahhaa....I actually see what you did there.

Hate when 80% of the stuff here goes over my head!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Great story

You had me at "Winnie the Pooh tattoo"

You can tell the group on the right think's they are something special

 

[Bread]

I especially like how they were all sure to hit the tanning booths before the reunion. Jeezus f'n Christ.

 

[Blitty]

i organized 5, 10 and 20 year school reunions (20 year was grade school) and loved em all. I get a kick out of seeing old faces for the 1st time in 20 years, its amazing how your mind reverts back to where it was at that time and remembering the people, some bad, most good.

Reunions are a blast, i never miss it.

JJ, my wife feels the SAME as you...she is from Alberta, and was the nerd/valedictorian of her class, got picked on, ETC...she says fuk em, i love it though.

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[Mudcat]

If my high school class had a reunion in the apartment next door, I wouldn't go.

No thanks.

 

[roguejuror]

I especially like how they were all sure to hit the tanning booths before the reunion. Jeezus f'n Christ.

including the negros?

 

[Blitty]

White people get immediately excited when they
hear "Jesse's Girl" like when Black people heard OJ was acquitted in '95

 

[Swarmy]

i passed on my reunion as well. bad enough that all those turds added me as friends on facebook. Already pissed off a number of them and they dropped me as friends, just like in high school.....sadface.

 

[Oksana]

Bread, the women you went to school with seem to have aged quite well. There are a few beauties in that photo!

But the men... yikes. And all of them, except for that Sean Penn clone on the left, seem to have went to the same barber before the reunion. I'm glad you and Robyn didn't go. You're too good for dorks like that.