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My 20-year high school reunion was this past weekend. This is something that I would never even consider attending, but I did see a link for some pictures from it and took a look.

Check out this guy. When I first started school in 10th grade, he was in my English class. Typical football player meathead. He took it upon himself to pick on me from the start. I was pretty scrawny back then and new with no friends so I really had no say in the matter. The highlight was him one day taking my head and pushing it into the wall in the back of class. Model citizen type shit.

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After 10th grade things settled down and nobody really bothered me too much. But that first year was not fun.

This guy went on to become a cop.

:dieantwoord:

About 7 years ago he and his partner were in the news. It seems that at one time they responded to a call involving a 16-year old semi-retarded girl who had to be Baker Acted. Apparently they took it upon themselves to visit her again afterwards and threaten her with being Baker Acted again in exchange for sexual favors. From an underage mildly insane semi-retarded girl. LOL!

Upon being investigated, they were found guilty. They were implicated when the girl described his partner's tiger stripe bikini underwear (which were found upon search) and this dipshit's Winnie the Pooh tattoo. I'm not making any of this up.

Had I gone to my reunion, there is no doubt that I would've told him how much enjoyment I got out of reading that story. I don't think he'd be pushing my head into anything these days. That would've been fun.

On a side note, wtf is this shit?!?! The Electric Slide?!?!?! Jeezus Christ I made a good call with the Anime Convention :theshrink:

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Haha that's a great turn of events, it's seems like the majority of cops are just like that asshole. I bet you received a lot of redemption from it. Still think you, Robyn, and savior dog should have gone. You would of had some wild stories!


...and a possible 3some with a chick you had a crush on.
 
Bread, great story!

I also went to school with a few meatheads that also went on to be cops - most of these guys were bullies and loved to pick on weaker classmates. Typical.

Breadly, plommer is no fan of the police, I've been on the receiving end (while handcuffed) of cop justice.
No fun, and quite unfair, but what else would you expect from so called "heroes"?
 
love hearing these kind of stories....thank you bread for the reminder that my 20yr is next year...

there is 0 and i mean not anywhere really even close to 0 chance that i go. graduated with 18 or 19 people from a small private school out in the country...half the people were fucking their cousins and if you wore anything as nice as khakis, people asked you all day if you had been to a funeral... in the last 12yrs, theres only 1 person from that class that i have even talked to and thats cus we dated for a while...im sorta interested in knowing how she looks now, but nah, fuck it, it aint worth going to this shit for.
 
These wimmin look way hotter than those who were at my 10 year reunion.

I had a good time at my reunion - getting hit on by ex-girlfriends who had all ballooned up after manufacturing a kid or three, getting stuck in a headlock from that one Cambodian kid who had gained 50 pounds of muscle since I last bullied him, etc. It was quite alright.
 
There are roughly 900,000 to 1 million cops in the United States.

I would conservatively estimate that 40% are power tripping assholes/nerds.


So, that's a lot of asshole power tripping nerds we're talking about.
 
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