Flop Cup 2014

[Matty]

You would think that they could actually do something about the flopping what with the fact that they have every incident on camera... Sport is horribly fixed...


Fuck soccer. I probably won't watch a single game... Stoopid fucking Portuguese cocksuckers here in Toronto ride around in their cars beeping horns at all hours....

Fucking Unibrow Inbred Apes

 

[Blitty]

I'll trade you our stinky Bangladeshi cabbies for your Portuguese ones.

 

[Tron]

This sports a joke.

Let's Go Rangers.

Pretty comprehensive study was posted on www.deadspin.com today on how often a side "suffers an apparent injury and how much time each side spent collectively writhing on the ground."

Top 5 worst offenders:

Brazil
Chile
Honduras
Nigeria
Mexico

USA was 7th worst offender.
Italy 24th


The 3 nations that embellished the least?

Bosnia
Netherlands
Portugal.


Unable to post the link right now.

 

[Boner_18]

I hate that the play by play announcers dont acknowledge the flops and sketchy calls when they happen

 

[Tron]

I hate that the play by play announcers dont acknowledge the flops and sketchy calls when they happen

You been watching the same World Cup I've been watching?

 

[Saulty]

You been watching the same World Cup I've been watching?

Apparently not. Lets all put on our soccer cleats and stump on boner's feet and kick him on the shins followed by head butts and watch him not flop.

 

[Tron]

I get the feeling that boner wasn't the athletic type in his younger years.

bone bone, you were on the Debate Team, right?

 

[roguejuror]

macaroni spaghetti meatballs

 

[Matty]

I get the feeling that boner wasn't the athletic type in his younger years.

bone bone, you were on the Debate Team, right?

I was a ping pong champion.

I'm still a ping pong champion.

 

[bacon]

I was mediocre at volleyball, state champion and A level on sand

I'll always be a church league state champion - oh, and I was captain (even though arguably the 4th best player on the team)

 

[MrX]

macaroni spaghetti meatballs

I can't stop watching this.

 

[Boner_18]

No debate team we didn't have one. Math team through middle school (in addition to soccer believe it or not) until 9th grade. There was no high school math team so just 1 week of soccer in 9th grade before quitting. Then reefer. Lotsa reefer.

 

[Boner_18]

and student govt and band and stuff. But yeah, no sports.

 

[Matty]

Where did it go wrong for you bonerballs?

 

[Blitty]

Boner, where you treasurer or secretary?

 

[roguejuror]

also nba

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[Saulty]

Got suspended from my indoor soccer league for rough play. Dude flops twice and had to be hospitalized for hitting a brick wall. Found out later he was on the debate team in school and thought playing soccer was easy.

 

[reno cool]

Saulty, aren't you a little old to be getting into this kind of trouble? Play nice