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Matty
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this thread is in bad need of Plommer
 
FreeFall
Why are you guys so negative about this process? I wanna experience professional sex. Is that really a bad thing? Should I just go for the massage and blowjob instead? Professional sex isn't that cool?

How does the payment normally work? Is it a time thing? Or is it by the load...
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I obviously have no experience of this but when I was in Amsterdam with male work colleagues, they went to sex clubs and got shafted. (Not in a good way)

Sex clubs – These tend to be a combination of a bar and a brothel, and they can range from small to quite large, and from dumpy to very fancy. They’ll usually charge customers between €150 and €200 for one hour with a girl in a private room, but there is a big problem attached. Just as is the case in other cities with taxis and strip clubs, these sex clubs in Amsterdam have a system whereby taxi drivers can add monstrous commissions (around €75) for bringing new customers to these sex clubs. Of course, you end up paying that commission as part of your fee, so arriving by some method other than having a taxi driver drop you right in front is recommended, but in some cases even that won’t save you the extra charge.

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Private houses – These small brothels throughout the country are known as privhuizen in Dutch, and a privehuis when referring to a single “private house.” They don’t have bars like the sex clubs, but most of them will serve you a drink of your choice in the lounge area or later in your room. For anyone who’s interested in getting off but doesn’t want to negotiate on the sidewalk of a crowded tourist district, or get caught up in some elaborate scam in one of the sex clubs, the private houses serve as a welcome option. They offer the utmost in privacy, discretion, and comfort, and at prices that are usually actually lower than in the Red Light District itself.

The girls in the Red Light District – the basic transaction

The basic price for a “fuck and suck” starts at €50 in the Red Light District, but just like new car dealers will tell you, anything extra will drive up the price. For €50 you get about 15-20 minutes so there is no time to mess around. The girl will slip a condom on you as quickly as possible, and then begin the oral sex in order to get you ready for the next step, and these girls know plenty of tricks to help keep things moving along. The next thing you know, you’ll be doing her in one of the more common positions, and then you’ll be headed back out onto the street before you know what hit you.

Things that will cost extra

The commonly quoted base price of €50 doesn’t include anything that isn’t mentioned above. You might be surprised to learn that if you’d like the girl to be completely nude, that may or may not cost extra. Most prostitutes around the world famously don’t kiss on the lips, so if this is something you want you have to inquire before settling on the price, and even then you may be out of luck. And you can certainly spend more time with her than 15 minutes or so, but don’t expect much of a volume discount. The next 15 minutes will probably cost another €50, but a full hour might be yours for around €150 or so.

If you want anything unusual, it’s extremely important to discuss it up front, before she sets a price. The advice from all sources says that as embarrassing as it may seem the first time, it’s mandatory to discuss everything you want to do before you actually strike a deal. If you want to play with her boobs, massage her, have her massage you, see a striptease, or anything else other than the basic transaction described above, you have to ask for it to see if she’ll do it at all, and how much she’ll charge for it. It seems that many of these normal foreplay routines are often included in the basic €50, but all the pros say it’s best to never assume.

If you want to use toys, she’ll probably agree with a small extra charge, but if you want anal sex you are probably out of luck, and anything else some people might consider to be kinky is on a girl-by-girl basis, as they each have their own boundaries, likes, and dislikes.

And if you want the actual walking tour so you know where to find what kind of girls, where: http://www.ignatzmice.com/RLD_Walking_Tour
 
FreeFall
Why are you guys so negative about this process? I wanna experience professional sex. Is that really a bad thing? Should I just go for the massage and blowjob instead? Professional sex isn't that cool?

How does the payment normally work? Is it a time thing? Or is it by the load...
Click to expand...

I obviously have no experience of this but when I was in Amsterdam with male work colleagues, they went to sex clubs and got shafted. (Not in a good way)

Sex clubs – These tend to be a combination of a bar and a brothel, and they can range from small to quite large, and from dumpy to very fancy. They’ll usually charge customers between €150 and €200 for one hour with a girl in a private room, but there is a big problem attached. Just as is the case in other cities with taxis and strip clubs, these sex clubs in Amsterdam have a system whereby taxi drivers can add monstrous commissions (around €75) for bringing new customers to these sex clubs. Of course, you end up paying that commission as part of your fee, so arriving by some method other than having a taxi driver drop you right in front is recommended, but in some cases even that won’t save you the extra charge.

Also can use:

Private houses – These small brothels throughout the country are known as privhuizen in Dutch, and a privehuis when referring to a single “private house.” They don’t have bars like the sex clubs, but most of them will serve you a drink of your choice in the lounge area or later in your room. For anyone who’s interested in getting off but doesn’t want to negotiate on the sidewalk of a crowded tourist district, or get caught up in some elaborate scam in one of the sex clubs, the private houses serve as a welcome option. They offer the utmost in privacy, discretion, and comfort, and at prices that are usually actually lower than in the Red Light District itself.

Some might find it surprising that this classy and pressure-free experience is actually (sort of) cheaper than the window girls in the Red Light District. In the RLD you’ll normally get what they call a “suck and fuck” for a standard €50, but this lasts only 15-20 minutes on a small bed and usually includes nothing more than you’ve distinctly agreed to beforehand. At the private house brothels the usual hourly charge is €80 for a full hour, or €55 for half an hour, and this includes everything normal, although a bath (and sometimes even a shower) will cost from €10 to €40 extra. If you have special desires that some girls might object to (and they often will object) then that will cost extra if they agree, but aside from that it’s all-inclusive.

Some experienced customers recommend tipping extra at the beginning to make sure the girl is ready to play, and others recommend tipping at the end to make a good impression if you plan on returning. Tipping in general is optional though, so if you don’t tip you won’t get any attitude, at least not at the better places.

Payment can be made in cash or credit card, although with credit cards you can expect an extra fee of around 10% on top of the price.

The girls in the Red Light District

The basic price for a “fuck and suck” starts at €50 in the Red Light District, but just like new car dealers will tell you, anything extra will drive up the price. For €50 you get about 15-20 minutes so there is no time to mess around. The girl will slip a condom on you as quickly as possible, and then begin the oral sex in order to get you ready for the next step, and these girls know plenty of tricks to help keep things moving along. The next thing you know, you’ll be doing her in one of the more common positions, and then you’ll be headed back out onto the street before you know what hit you.

Things that will cost extra

The commonly quoted base price of €50 doesn’t include anything that isn’t mentioned above. You might be surprised to learn that if you’d like the girl to be completely nude, that may or may not cost extra. Most prostitutes around the world famously don’t kiss on the lips, so if this is something you want you have to inquire before settling on the price, and even then you may be out of luck. And you can certainly spend more time with her than 15 minutes or so, but don’t expect much of a volume discount. The next 15 minutes will probably cost another €50, but a full hour might be yours for around €150 or so.

If you want anything unusual, it’s extremely important to discuss it up front, before she sets a price. The advice from all sources says that as embarrassing as it may seem the first time, it’s mandatory to discuss everything you want to do before you actually strike a deal. If you want to play with her boobs, massage her, have her massage you, see a striptease, or anything else other than the basic transaction described above, you have to ask for it to see if she’ll do it at all, and how much she’ll charge for it. It seems that many of these normal foreplay routines are often included in the basic €50, but all the pros say it’s best to never assume.

If you want to use toys, she’ll probably agree with a small extra charge, but if you want anal sex you are probably out of luck, and anything else some people might consider to be kinky is on a girl-by-girl basis, as they each have their own boundaries, likes, and dislikes.

And if you want the actual walking tour so you know where to find what kind of girls frequent where: http://www.ignatzmice.com/RLD_Walking_Tour
 
Why would you go to Amsterdam in March? It's going to be cold so if you go to a brothel pick one with some extra fat to keep you warm. And if you really want to fukk a tall, blonde with blue eyes and long legs expect to spend 2000 Euros or more.
 
Casperwaits
The girlfriend experience is when the girl will let you kiss her on the lips and do other intimate stuff that other escorts won't do.
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that costs a lot more. I prefer getting girls at bars for cheaper and they do the shit you mentioned. Not to mention you will hav a GF or be married for 20+ some odd years later in live. Why the fuck waste this time now on that?
 
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