Ever Have Pet Jump Into Bed During Sex?

[Rubyn]

The 40 Year Old Virgin has been on tv this week.

Pretty obvious where Casper stole the idea. Shameful.

Cal (Seth Rogen):
I was sleeping with a woman recently, she had the...
Her tits were unbelievable. Oh, man, I love titties.
And so we're doing it and I'm about to finish...
and her dog starts licking my ass.

 

[roguejuror]

say it ain't so casper

 

[Bread]

Yes! We just caught a bit of this on tv this weekend and saw this part. I knew I saw it somewhere, just couldn't remember where.

Casper! Common pal! Us writers/wannabe comedians can't be stealing material from blockbuster movies like this!

:slap:

 

[tullamore]

I didn't know Casper wrote 40 year old Virgin. Congrats. That tout column is a step down, but the economy sucks, so I guess any work is good.

 

[Blitty]

lOlz unreal

 

[Rubyn]

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[Bay Bud]

at any point during this alleged act, did you confuse the animal with the crack whore?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

The 40 Year Old Virgin has been on tv this week.

Pretty obvious where Casper stole the idea. Shameful.

Cal (Seth Rogen):
I was sleeping with a woman recently, she had the...
Her tits were unbelievable. Oh, man, I love titties.
And so we're doing it and I'm about to finish...
and her dog starts licking my ass.

As much as you would all like to think I stole the idea, it really did happen. Don't you think if I was going to grab something funny from a movie, it would be from an obscure one..lol? No, I was with an ex of mine in NY. I bought her a dog before I left for Vegas. We had 2 dogs, but one had died earlier the year before I moved. It had gotten hit by a car. Anyway, after drinks and dinner, I crashed at her place that night. The dog was under the bed and had been happy to see me I guess. We did not have foreplay and it was more of a wham bam thing. The dog jumped on the bed pretty early on. The room was dark and the dog is not large. Believe me, I wish it had not happened. I was trying to control my rhythm if you know what I mean when the dog jumped on the bed. It made it impossible to concentrate on her when i was doing the jedi mind trick on the dog. Yes, I came in like 30 seconds. So no, I did not steal this from a movie. It just so happened that what happened it the movie happened to me.

 

[Bread]

Caspy have you ever found yourself in a life-or-death lightsaber battle against a tall fellow in a scary mask before?

This would make you the master of all coinkidinks!

 

[betplom]

I think you guys are missing the point, someone had their ass licked by a dog.

I would think that having a tongue lick your ass would be a pleasurable thing, dog or not.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I think you guys are missing the point, someone had their ass licked by a dog.

I would think that having a tongue lick your ass would be a pleasurable thing, dog or not.

Plommer, it was most definately not pleasureable..lol. It was just very creepy and uncomfortable.

 

[Blitty]

Plommer, it was most definately not pleasureable..lol. It was just very creepy and uncomfortable.

You just said that you came 30 seconds after the dog made an appearance...

 

[roguejuror]

Plommer, it was most definately not pleasureable..lol. It was just very creepy and uncomfortable.

Another coinkidink! Some posters think plommer is creepy.

 

[Bread]

I got no props for being the deciding vote in that thread.

 

[Boner_18]

Does it mean I love casper if I love the pile-on that inevitably occurs in his posts? W/o him the hilariousness wouldn't occur.

And yes I have had cats jump into bed durring sex.

 

[Bread]

Not too much piling-on going on in this one.

Just some folks recognizing the amazing coinkidink.

It could happen. For example, I once showed up to a date with my own jizzum dangling from my ear.

Then a dog licked my ass.

 

[roguejuror]

I once party with a dead guy like my cousin vinny

 

[roguejuror]

no wait, weekend at bernie's