Ever Have Pet Jump Into Bed During Sex?

[CASPERWAIT$]

Had sex last night and dog jumped into bed during act. Began to lick my ass. I wanted to make sure girl did not realize dog was in bed during our lovemaking session. It was tough to focus. Am I the only one here to have this happen?

 

[fiveteamer]

Congrats on having sex last night.

That was the point of this thread, correct?

 

[Matty]

Had sex last night

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Congrats on having sex last night.

That was the point of this thread, correct?

It sure was. Also the situation was funny.

 

[senco78]

good try

 

[Matty]

Why did you turn into such a horrible poster?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Why did you turn into such a horrible poster?

About the same time you turned into a jealous, bitter stalker. Matty, just concentrate on you and I will concentrate on me. I know it hurts you to know I have done well the last 2 years after you swore up and down I wouldn't.

 

[fiveteamer]

Casper we need more details.

Was this girl your roomie?

Did you meet this girl at an outdoor weekend drug slash music event?

Was she Russian?

Is she a cutter?

Does she have a meatball vagina?

Casper when we have sex with girls here on gl we like to add a little substance to our stories.

Try again now.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Casper we need more details.

Was this girl your roomie?

Did you meet this girl at an outdoor weekend drug slash music event?

Was she Russian?

Is she a cutter?

Does she have a meatball vagina?

Casper when we have sex with girls here on gl we like to add a little substance to our stories.

Try again now.

She was not a roommate. I am renting a place by myself right now in New York. She was tight and I have known her for quite some time. Not a cutter. Not Russian, from the US.

 

[fiveteamer]

Matty has to be a solid 9 these days. No way he he's jealous of Casper. Maybe 3 months ago. But the summer is here and he's the big spoon these days.

Casper try again.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Matty has to be a solid 9 these days. No way he he's jealous of Casper. Maybe 3 months ago. But the summer is here and he's the big spoon these days.

Casper try again.

Nah, no need to try. Matty has shown his jealousy and petulance in his posts about me. How about you try again.

 

[Matty]

Yes Casper, I'm jealous of your capping career and your animal magnetism.

You're still a horrible poster.

Please die.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Had sex last night and dog jumped into bed during act. Began to lick my ass. I wanted to make sure girl did not realize dog was in bed during our lovemaking session. It was tough to focus. Am I the only one here to have this happen?

Obviously, it should always be your mission to ensure that a girl does not notice a(nother) dog in the bed with you while you're having sex.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nah, no need to try. Matty has shown his jealousy and petulance in his posts about me. How about you try again.

LOL. Trust me when I say this... Nobody here has ever nor will ever be jealous of you, Casper. EVER.

 

[Deuce]

Wow. Tough crowd.

 

[roguejuror]

Was it a big dog?

 

[Bread]

I saw this somewhere recently. Can't quite put my finger on it right now...

 

[roguejuror]

Clearwater Beach?