Ever had a really bad date?

[Fu Manchu]

a few months ago i started drinking a little early in the evening before my date. we went to a wine tasting and i snuck a bottle of some hard liquor in. i dont really remember much about what was going on, but i do remember passing out at the table....wait...that wasnt me!

unreal

ray-1
fischay- 0

 

[Bread]

LOL. Ray should get an extra half point for that burrial.

RayRay - 1.5
Fischy - 0

 

[Teela]

Teela also deleted me off FB, immediately after I made that comment about 'whitey railing her'. Jeez...

Your reality must be a wonderful place to be.

 

[Tron]

Can I get the whole scoop on the alleged railing by Whitey? I don't even know who Whitey is so that shows you just how out of the loop I am.

It's Saturday morning and I'm bored. Humor me someone.

 

[Bread]

I don't know who Whitey is either, but he sure looks happy here.

Enough humor? :

 

[Tron]

Thank you Bread.


Teela can do better. Whitey looks like a frog.


*I'm sure he's a nice guy but he still looks like a frog

 

[Teela]

He's also about ten years younger than I am. Considering how violently ill I was the entire time, there was no railing by anyone. Except Robyn.

 

[FairWarning]

One of the finer points of this thread is that Ray Ray and I both post right after coming home from the bar.

 

[Tron]

He's also about ten years younger than I am. Considering how violently ill I was the entire time, there was no railing by anyone. Except Robyn.

I'm assuming you got violently ill after arriving in Vegas? Did Bread have anything to do with this? Are you going out there in August?

 

[Bread]

I'm assuming you got violently ill after arriving in Vegas? Did Bread have anything to do with this? Are you going out there in August?

Yes she is. To see Whitey.

 

[RayRay]

man i wish i had gone out last night...we sat here bored after our nap ran longer than expected after dinner...my date last night reminded me of an old married couples...i think chick actually talked to a few guys in chat

 

[FairWarning]

Ray Ray and I will be out in Vegas in August for the Bashes. We will have the full length minks, pimpin'-style. I am the tall one.

 

[FairWarning]

man i wish i had gone out last night...we sat here bored after our nap ran longer than expected after dinner...my date last night reminded me of an old married couples...i think chick actually talked to a few guys in chat

I did it for you Ray.

 

[Fu Manchu]

Being Bad at Relationships Is Good for Survival

 

[MrMonkey]

Honest to God truth! Just happened 1 hour ago. My fault, was supposed to cut lawn 6 hours ago and she told me in no uncertain terms to do so immediately. I said something wise ass like always and she throw an empty beer bottle over her shoulder in my direction, thank God it missed and didn't break!

Sicilians are hot tempered! Really was supposed to do it few days ago! Being the man's man you know me as, I quickly jumped out of the chair and cut the lawn! Never had a bad date though! :

 

[roguejuror]

Honest to God truth! Just happened 1 hour ago. My fault, was supposed to cut lawn 6 hours ago and she told me in no uncertain terms to do so immediately. I said something wise ass like always and she throw an empty beer bottle over her shoulder in my direction, thank God it missed and didn't break!

Sicilians are hot tempered! Really was supposed to do it few days ago! Being the man's man you know me as, I quickly jumped out of the chair and cut the lawn! Never had a bad date though! :

 

[BGS 9.5]

Her ex shows up unannounced at her house with weapons. I cried.

 

[Blitty]

Your reality must be a wonderful place to be.

What part of my post was false?