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This girl is done. It got to from her saying "this is not normal" and I thought she was being funny like last night. She says "yeah but the gibberish is a bit much", I thought she was playing when she asked what kind of drugs I'm on and said I only smoke crayons and that was too much for her, so I don't think it'll work. My aspiring Tosh/CK shit cracks the actual in person hotties up and if it doesn't hit her right then yeah girl, like I said - normal's boring. She does that in person down the line, I dump her in person, look up and I'm at the dive bar surrounded by her friends as she bursts out crying. No.

Moving on to the next case. She can't hang deep enough, I think she's too big and our lives are different.

I ain't puttin a kid in that.

I am faithful if it clicks but if don't click, you're out. Let's watch an old episode of Dallas and listen to some country until we fall asleep. No thanks, though I respect you.

The truth is if an actual hottie said that too me I'd respect it. So she's not hot enough.

Just told her it's off. Pretty fun but you ain't runnin the boring show on me.
 
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Don't listen to Matty

The gibberish is art and genius

A worthy girl will be able to interpret it and it see it for the tortuous beauty that it belies

Soon she'll be suck the gibberish out of your kok and spankng you into new levels of creativity

Abc and abG

Always be creative and always be gibbering

Od Krow
 
That's what I'm saying Archie but Matty meeant here not her and I'll respect that. I've talked to girls who can flow with me and who are hot enough but they're usually taken or whatever. The point of it is is baby, if you ever need anything I'm going to be there for you. You won't have to nervously wait for a text. Tell me a problem, I'll do something funny or stupid or both and make you giggle. I'll make you whatever you want to eat. Let's watch your favorite movie. Someone gave you attitude? Where are they. Lett's do what you want to do. I appreciate your support for my game out in the field. I can chill with most if they're physically in my ballpark and it isn't trouble like Cami was. She could flow but those exes man, legit trouble. Her new man is legit stand up and cool and I'm happy to see that, he'll take good care of her and if anyone of them give her heat he'll end that in a heartbeat. That's exactly what she needs. This girl wouldn't have been intentional trouble on her end but dumping a gar in a dive bar with her friends around watching - that could have been trouble.

Appreciate it Archieballs.
 
You should play football though whoever should too I know you're always good at that.

I actually strangely am good with you and have your back what I said was - if a spoon has someone, I"m done.

Sorry man and I really mean that, wtf.. I really am.

Let's play football.Hook it up, let's have fun man, sorry.

I owe you like 8 cases of whatever you like.

Let's be friends man. I respect your position and I'm so deeply sorry.

Respect's real.

This Tupperware is yours. Yours.

I wish you both very well.

Sorry. I really am.


Sorry if that's intimidadating at all not where I"m coming from. With my parents and it all it just won't stop.

I'm sorry. <3.

Straight up.
 
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So local hottie was moving out, I think she's taken but we had a cool conversation that covered a few things. She literally saved my ass the other day when I ordered the beer they showed up and I was locked out because I forgot my keys like the dumbass I am then furniture showed up. If I couldn't get in because I forgot my keys the furniture people would not have at all appreciated that and they're cool as fuck. So, I know her friend I paid for for the bed we coudn't get out of the place without it breaking it didn't text before gently knocking on my door and gave me that desk. I told the one who let me in (they moved out) that I know she's taken or whatever but I'm a man of my word (because I am unlike Blitty's mom except for when she's donkey punching him) and I owe her for that. Whoever they are, I've got your backs. She did say, yes I am moving but I'm sure I'll see you around.

Pro. Me pro you both pro. :highfive:

It's about good people.

Blitty's mom's a pro at getting facialed by penguins.

Just threw that latest joke at a local girl but it was a little different. Somehow I was still able to flow and changed it up she laughed so hard, it was awesome. Her friend wanted to know why she was laughing so hard. That's called improv.

I want that comedy book now I guess mail's moving slow.

Blitty's mom does pushups and screams Japanese profanity while analing him.
 
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Girl at a local place I like a lot last night, I stopped by for a couple of beautiful sixers. I was geared up to do personal stuff. Was a little dirty, but not too bad. So anyway this nice lady takes her purse off a chair and clears a space for me. This hottie is sitting there with her friend. I in half a second undress her from behind with my eyes. Her friend catches it. She very softly swings her hair to the side showing me part of her incredible neck, and takes a peek back. I should have stayed but I have things to do. Oh yeah - I'm going back there and next time? I won't be so smashed they have to kick me out. They know I'm sorry about that time, so that's cool.

Blitty's Mom is a VIP.
 
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Not yet.

One planned a date then disappeared. A number of them are not local and I don't feel like making a trip for someone I don't really know. The one I went out for was cool and rock and roll but yeah too big and that video game shit. You know what she also did? We went to a cool as fuck bar the next day and out of nowhere after I'm too drunk to drive she bursts out that she needs to leave out of nowhere and insists I drive in the middle of the day, drunk. No. I offer to uber her. She goes "I'm not taking an uber". She is cool, but yeah you can't be that big and have that kind of an irresponsible attitude with me and you shouldn't with anyone else either. We all party, do it right. I don't care what other people do but don't ask me to put money, jail or my life or someone else's on the line for you. Unless you're hot enough to pull that shit off.
This last one was very sweet but as you know bitching about my incredible flow, you gotta be a knockout for that, sorry. The hotties love that game and they love to play back too. So since it was another state and I wasn't going to do another night in a hotel room by myself I had to sit 8 hours fucking hours just to be 100% sure I was good to go. The bartender walked me right through it and actually didn't even accept money at the end. Awesome spot, when I'm out there I'll do that with someone else and no I won't bitch about her in there.

A drunk very hot and funny one that plays with boobies in the hospital for a living and says she just loves it so much texted me in the middle of the night that she was drunk and looking to party but I was passed out somewhere else.

Another one is very cool and talks to me every once in awhile. She has a masters and is so sweet in every way. She told me she was on my street one day and thinks it's beautiful, but after she was there.

There's been a lot more.

I got a true coolio that'll fly wing and I don't think anyone would want to fuck with him. I think that's the next move, he's funny as fuck. Just let the funny shit fly until the girls around can't help but burst out laughing.

I mean sheesh.

Havens to mergatroid.

Archie when I was on the meds in the hospital I had a dream that I ended up at your place for a bit and was fucked up and you gave me some clothes and stuff and let me sleep it off there. I thought this hottie nurse was your girl and kept treating them both like it was actually you and her. They didn't know wtf was going on but everyone was cool.

Archie wtf?
 
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I just realized that that the girl who left the bar and wouldn't take the uber did that because she wanted to hook up. Sweetie I'm sorry I didn't get it until now. I truly wish you well.

Need to be quicker on the thinking. The younger ones are really quick and play very hard. The older ones don't play or they play a deadly (in a good way) game. My I feel my game in improving but still more work to do.

Love it.
 
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Concert girl and me

Her: You look like Dave Mathews
Me: Yeah I wish
Her: Do you have a problem with Dave Mathews
Me: Why would I have a problem with Dave Mathews?
Her: I said you look like him
Me: Yeah with .01% of the roll and some people think I look like Ed Norton
Her: Yeah you look a little like him too
Me:Have you seen fucking Ed Norton? I wish
Her: Well I see it a little but you look like Dave Mathews
Me: Let's go make out in that alley
 
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Concert girl and me

Her: You look like Dave Mathews
Me: Yeah I wish
Her: Do you have a problem with Dave Mathews
Me: Why would I have a problem with Dave Mathews?
Her: I said you look like him
Me: Yeah with .01% of the roll and some people think I look like Ed Norton
Her: Yeah you look a little like him too
Me:Have you seen fucking Ed Norton? I wish
Her: Well I see it a little but you look like Dave Mathews
Me: Let's go make out in that alley
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Her: *ran away*?
 
I don't think so. Hardball. He has a huge ego on him so ignore him for a bit and see if he means the things he said about no other girls. She's a full grown ass woman and knows how to get control of a man with an ego problem. She could have ran away and if that's the case I would move on. I won't do that until/when/if I know she ran away because this one Virty? She's perfect and slayed me. I'd marry her which is what she hinted she wanted in the first place.
 
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