Egg's comedy thread

[eggs]

Am I on the corner tonight? I know it's a busy night out there but I'm still tired and hungover. Can I do it tomorrow night?

 

[roguejuror]

i like it

 

[eggs]

Oh hey that's is a SOLID endorsement. Alright Rogie balls Ima pull it on the locals

 

[IAG]

I feel like the Simon Cowell to Rogue's Paula Abdul.

 

[eggs]

You are except you have a bigger penis.

 

[roguejuror]

I feel like the Simon Cowell to Rogue's Paula Abdul.

 

[eggs]

No, IAG was iright there. It's not good enough.

 

[eggs]

I've realized something different about the local hotties. Word's out that I'm pretty funny. They want me to say something funny, it takes their mind off things and brightens up their day. Beauties I'd be more than happy to do that and whatever else for you. I appreciate and enjoy you, and I appreciate you appreciating me. Thanks for making me better at everything.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Not funny. Just saying it for your own good. Go back to the drawing board. Stop using "fuck." It doesn't make it funnier.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Check out this book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0325001790

 

[eggs]

Beautiful.

Thanks man.

 

[eggs]

 

[eggs]

Check out this book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0325001790

It says it'll be here today by 8 pm.

 

[eggs]

[video=youtube_share;tyCS3kNOBFY]https://youtu.be/tyCS3kNOBFY[/video]

 

[Archie]

Monkey Focker link a new book please

 

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