durito's thread

[rito]

This thread will include various stories regarding the odd experiment that is my life. Kind of like a blog, facebook, or whatever. Perhaps venting will ease my frustrations, perhaps not.

Topics will include: of course, fatherhood, stupid central american bookmakers, and perhaps the irs of Colombia who wants to fine me 6k for no reason. And perhaps a grocery store story or two.

 

[MrMonkey]

Please do so Durito! We are here for you! Your not a whiner so you deserve the right to do so! By some of your posts I know the Summer of Love hasn't been a great one so far for you!

 

[MrX]

I'm looking forward to the durito thread.

 

[rito]

So, Suegra Gloria and Tio Julian are looking for jobs so as to stop draining the life out of me, at least financially. This being Colombia, and them being them, obviously this process is taking quite a while. More on this later, just a quick story to start us off.

So last week Julian has a job interview, and as everyday Madeleyne asks me where said place is and how to get there (much more on this later). They give me the address. Carrera 70, Calle 45-56. The city is a grid, carreras run one way, calles the other. Very easy. So I tell them were it is, suggest that the metro is easier to get there than taking my car out again. They go there. It's not there. It is in way far from there, like 90 blocks. I gave them bad directions. No, really I didn't. The actual address is Calle 45 SOUTH.

They don't understand, they insist they have the address correct without the south. Which is of course impossible. We all live in the south, all of the streets here are SOUTH. The place was real near here, they went all the way downtown. They still don't get it and think I screwed up.

 

[fiveteamer]

durito is your gf a Latina with a sweet ass?

 

[Bread]

durito is your gf a Latina with a sweet ass?

Inappropriate, but I'm looking forward to the answer.

I like this thread. Hopefully some monkey stories will be thrown in as well.

 

[MrMonkey]

durito is your gf a Latina with a sweet ass?

She's very hot! Fiver did you see the pic of her in the food market? Sweetttt! Durito, I hope with all these things weighing on your brain that you haven't had to make a call to the Boston Medical Group!

 

[fiveteamer]

No I haven't monkey, that si why I'm asking.

I mostly do not like ethnic girls. I actually like pale girls, like Katy Perry.

But if I had to pick an ethnic girl, it would be some sort of hispanic woman. They have nice bums.

durito let us know, nice bum or not?

 

[fiveteamer]

durito I'm sorry for ruining your thread

 

[Patty]

Fiver you fuking burried me the other day on the horses. Horse Racing is fuking rigged I don't know why I tailed your taco bell slinging ass.

 

[MrMonkey]

Fiver, if you saw her you want to do all kinds of nasty things to her! I like ethnic girls and I like her. In reality if you saw her pic you would probably do nasty things to yourself but you know the point I trying to get across! Halladay has to get me my chase tonight or I'm fuked buddy!

 

[fiveteamer]

Patty I told you not to tail me you prick. Patty you don't win often with the horses but when you do win, you win big. It is this opposite of sports. Sports is boring.

 

[fiveteamer]

Fuck, we are ruining durito's thread

 

[rito]

here you go fiver, from the grocery store where we live sometimes

 

[fiveteamer]

Man...

 

[Saulty]

Nice cheese selection..I mean buns..

 

[Bread]

I think I'm gonna like the Durito thread just fine.

 

[rito]