Does anyone else want to puke when they see jewelry commercials lately?

[MonkeyF0cker]

If you need a 20 karat diamond to tell your wife/girlfriend you "love" her, then you're a fucking douchebag.

 

[pico]

:thumbup:

 

[Bread]

Awesome Family Guy clip Pico.

I've always shook my head at these commercials. You're with the wrong girl if this is something you feel required to do.

 

[Mudcat]

The jewelry companies have done a pretty effective job of brainwashing the masses.

 

[smitch124]

The jewelry companies have done a pretty effective job of brainwashing the masses.

Indeed, but I really get a chuckle out of Iwin's thread across the street about how much he needs to live comfortably with possible $1700 Cadillac Escalade monthly payments. The brainwashing is not unique to the jewelry industry.

 

[Bread]

Iwin is the target audience for these types of places.

 

[RageWizard]

The jewelry people really have a strangle hold on the heart strings. Buy the bitch a diamond ring they say. What, are you efing crazy? With both gold and diamond prices at of near altime highs. I love the bitch, but at these retail prices, she won't appreciate it as much as it will hurt me to buy it.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Indeed, but I really get a chuckle out of Iwin's thread across the street about how much he needs to live comfortably with possible $1700 Cadillac Escalade monthly payments. The brainwashing is not unique to the jewelry industry.

You mean because he forgot to include the lease on the Ferrari?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

The jewelry people really have a strangle hold on the heart strings. Buy the bitch a diamond ring they say. What, are you efing crazy? With both gold and diamond prices at of near altime highs. I love the bitch, but at these retail prices, she won't appreciate it as much as it will hurt me to buy it.

Exactly. Buy her a fucking vaccuum cleaner. Something she can use!

 

[smitch124]

Exactly. Buy her a fucking vaccuum cleaner. Something she can use!

Haha, ya maybe find one that is diamond shaped as a concession.

 

[Saulty]

The jewelry industry is one of the hardest hit in the recession because the prices of precious metals have skyrocketed. I always buy jewelry on anniversaries because they last longer than flowers and can be sold at a time of need whereas flowers are only good for pot pouri.

 

[Mudcat]

I sometimes think I might be good at the advertising industry. Here is a slogan I am working on for this:

A WOMAN WITHOUT A DIAMOND IS USELESS AS ROTTING TURNIPS!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

How about this one Mudcat...

If you didn't buy your woman a diamond for Valentines Day, she's at home fucking the garbage man.

 

[MrMonkey]

Every time I drove by this it made me laugh!

Don't know how to get a bigger picture?

 

[Archie]

every kiss begins with kays