Do you think you are goodlooking?

[Matty]

So you are admitting that SMART yet ATTRACTIVE people tend to associate with each other.

Just as dumb and ugly people do.

Well, why didn't you just say so??

And attractive and dumb. Jessica Simpson and whoever she's dating.

And ugly and smart. Sartre and De Beauvoir.

And every slightly different combination.

It's an extremely simple concept Jellopoo. Senco got it.

Mind you, I would "associate" with Jessica Simpson in a Toronto minute.

 

[Jello]

I recently declared myself completely average in every category has to offer.

Looks, personality, demeanor, money, dick size, everything you can think of. I think I'm right in the middle.

This ain't a funkn confessional.

 

[Bread]

We are a pretty good lookin lot. Even Mr Monkey when drinking.

 

[Matty]

Matty, try counting to 20 slowly, and unclench your jaw and hands.... gently roll your shoulders

 

[Bread]

Sartre and De Beauvoir.

English mutherfucker! Pucky!!

It's an extremely simple concept Jellopoo. Senco got it.

Juror calm strike rating please?

 

[senco78]

We are a pretty good lookin lot. Even Mr Monkey when drinking.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf

 

[Matty]

Are you saying that attractive yet smart people will just weather the inconvenience of dumb attractive people because...

They totally will, and do. The black sheep will be mocked, behind their back if need be.

 

[Jello]

They totally will, and do. The black sheep will be mocked, behind their back if need be.

Sigh. And that doesn't happen in every segment.

What are we arguing about again?

 

[Jello]

And by the way Matt, what does that say about our hypothetical intelligent smart hotties?

I'm not sure I'm ready to concede the point, but whatever.

 

[Matty]

Sigh. And that doesn't happen in every segment.

What are we arguing about again?

Of course it happens in every segment. I'm not arguing, I'm trying to have you not misread me.

I'm drinking some cheap-ass blended scotch, Balllantine's. It tastes like Band-Aids. 0.5 Matty Rains.

 

[Matty]

And by the way Matt, what does that say about our hypothetical intelligent smart hotties?

I'm not sure I'm ready to concede the point, but whatever.

What do you mean hypothetical? Natalie Portman is real and she wouldn't touch either of us with a ten-mile pole.

 

[Jello]

hi there

Hello?

Who the fuck...

 

[Jello]

What do you mean hypothetical? Natalie Portman is real and she wouldn't touch either of us with a ten-mile pole.

But I have no reason to believe she wouldn't if she knew us. I don't hold her beauty against her. Common


I finished a bottle of red and the bottom half of a 4 roses...now scrounging in the fringe and coming up with 4 miller lights.

Blechhh

 

[Archie]

Can't wait till Plommers new AM thread Manana.


I KNOW oksana is eating her heart out

 

[roguejuror]

I can fuck Natalie Portman and so can YOU!

It's an extremely simple concept Jellopoo. Senco got it.

Juror calm strike rating please?

Yeah, I was gonna quote that myself. What is that suppose to mean?

A black. A white. There's gonna be a fight!

Ding!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Fiver, NOT TODAY!!

Man Reno, MF really burried me in this thread eh?



Shit or get off the pot.

Huh? What did I say?

 

[Bread]

Huh? What did I say?

Not much. Inside joke between me and Reno.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oh. Ok then.