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Do you miss Mrs. X?

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It's true. Not so much in a good mood the last few days.

Reno, if you let Mattyrain go into the wild I will be even more sad because she will be eaten by a coyote and her kittens will die unless #40 feeds them from a bottle. Don't do it man. It will be bad for all of us.

I know that I should just ignore Devilwoman. She's not worth expelling any energy at all. But, it's just so easy to direct all the random irritation, frustration and disappointments from my real life and focus them on her.

In the past when real fights have broken out on this board I thought "man, how incredibly childish" now, I have to admit, if I met Devilwoman in person I seriously would consider punching her in the face. I wouldn't even mind spending the night in jail or paying a fine because of it. I just imagine that it would be so satisfying.

That's so wrong on so many levels, but what can I say, I only speak the truth.

So, Devilwoman, why don't you come out to the SBR bash. I'm sure the guys would spring for a vat of jello, or mud and then we can have a real knock down drag out, and I can kick your ass properly.

-written from the back seat of the Element on the way to Vegas where Mr. X just got a $250 speeding ticket and four points on his license for going twenty over.
 
oh Mrs. X, what have you got to be upset about I'd like to know? I was riding my bike down Wadsworth and singing. It's a beautiful day.

But I have to:lmao: #40 taking care of anything. I'll probably have to do it. She hasn't been home.

I also have to:rofl: at genus going 20 over the speed limit.

I hope Rufus fell asleep otherwise I will:lmao: again.

Btw, snakes are mating on the porch. I better not get bit.
 
reno cool
oh Mrs. X, what have you got to be upset about I'd like to know? I was riding my bike down Wadsworth and singing. It's a beautiful day.
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It's just me drowning in my own brain soup. It will pass.

But I have to:lmao: #40 taking care of anything. I'll probably have to do it. She hasn't been home.

I texted her this morning and left her a OCD detailed note. If you feel like Mattyrain is dying, maybe you could help a cat out. Although, she should always have a bowl of dry so I think she'll be okay. I know, I think Red Die is taking advantage of me being a sucker. Bad Horse figured it out in ten minutes, I'm not surprised. My visionary commune is a complete and utter failure.

I also have to:rofl: at genus going 20 over the speed limit.
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In his defense, it was a 50 mile an hour speed limit in the canyon. It was ridiculously low. We saw the cop behind us for a long time and knew she was just waiting for a safe place to pull us over. It was nearly impossible to keep the speed at 50 even when she was behind us.

I hope Rufus fell asleep otherwise I will:lmao: again.
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I'm actually about ready to knock him out with my laptop if he interrupts me again.

Btw, snakes are mating on the porch. I better not get bit.
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Wow, we've only been gone for a few hours. What's happening over there?
 
Devilwoman
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:lmao:
 
RogueJuror
i know bread that was devilwoman's best post to date
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That was a well thought out and placed graphic. .

Although, my hatred has not diminished and my challenge still stands. Who's buying the jello? I'd prefer agar agar since I'm a vegetarian and there's horse/cow hoofs in gelatin. If that's too much to ask for, mud is just fine. We'll get a few bags of potting soil, a kiddie pool and a hose.

Let's do this thing.

*Let it be known that Mr. X does not support me in my endeavors.
 
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