Oh oh is it MF vs. the world day today? lol.
Buddy, I'll tell you what speaks volumes pertaining strictly to you vs. me. It's the fact that anytime these silly polls arise about who is most like and most unlike their posting persona in real life, you are consistently mentioned as being amongst the most unlike, and I am always mentioned as being most like.
Not that there is anything wrong with maintaining an alter-ego online personality. Lots of people do it. But I think you want people to actually believe that you are some sort of angry tough guy. Laughable. Hell, when that dopey old man started yelling and walking towards me at the nugget because he thought I was the devil you looked like you were about to wet your little MonkeyF0cker panties. I mean, common!
For better or worse, I'm the same jackass here as anywhere else. I have not been sober for 3.5 months, but congrats. You're a real winner. I wear wigs and glasses and I am a complete moron. I don't care. Kinda hard to insult someone who agrees with you.
I haven't lost my balls, I just don't flip my lid as much as I used to because I'm posting amongst friends. Plain and simple.
The more you play pretend time with your MonkeyF0cker deal, the more you begin to resemble someone like Richkas.
He is a fat slob living in a trailer pretending to be a tough guy. You are just another Vegas cokehead pretending to be a tough guy. But buddy, common, one time....neither one of you are doing shit to anyone. Ever. Nothing but type words.
PS - I was laughing uncontrollably while typing this post. But you already knew that. Still BFF's?
Enjoy the rest of your stay.