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Do you have vivid dreams?

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Mudcat
My last dream this morning was quite vivid.

I was sitting on a toilet taking a shit. I did not think it was a remarkably large shit but when I looked down in the bowl it was a huge coiling thing.

There was one end that was sticking right up out of the water. It was shaped exactly like a penis. The whole shit was a very dark brown and sectioned like an oversized Tootsie Roll.

Suddenly the penis end started to move on its own. It headed down into the toilet drain. I was glad. I was looking at the thing doubting it could ever possibly be flushed but it seemed good that it was taking that intiative.

My intention was to wait and see if the whole thing would just swim down the drain like a snake but then I somehow accidentally hit the flusher. Stupid! I was mad at myself. How do you fuck up like that, flushing when you don't mean to flush? I don't know. But that's what happened and I was very annoyed with myself.

So okay the flushing was happening and there was no stopping it. Nothing to do but wait and watch through my legs as I still sat on the bowl. The water in the bowl started to slosh forward and back in an increasing wave. And then finally a whole bunch of it washed over the front of the bowl with a whole lot of dark brown snaky poo onto the floor

:fok:

I woke up.
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I think everybody has that dream. :dunno:
 
Mudcat
My last dream this morning was quite vivid.

I was sitting on a toilet taking a shit. I did not think it was a remarkably large shit but when I looked down in the bowl it was a huge coiling thing.

There was one end that was sticking right up out of the water. It was shaped exactly like a penis. The whole shit was a very dark brown and sectioned like an oversized Tootsie Roll.

Suddenly the penis end started to move on its own. It headed down into the toilet drain. I was glad. I was looking at the thing doubting it could ever possibly be flushed but it seemed good that it was taking that intiative.

My intention was to wait and see if the whole thing would just swim down the drain like a snake but then I somehow accidentally hit the flusher. Stupid! I was mad at myself. How do you fuck up like that, flushing when you don't mean to flush? I don't know. But that's what happened and I was very annoyed with myself.

So okay the flushing was happening and there was no stopping it. Nothing to do but wait and watch through my legs as I still sat on the bowl. The water in the bowl started to slosh forward and back in an increasing wave. And then finally a whole bunch of it washed over the front of the bowl with a whole lot of dark brown snaky poo onto the floor

:fok:

I woke up.
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omg. I am not usually one for poo humor, but damn was that funny.
 
My dreams are very psychological. There is the visual aspect but there is often complex thinking.

Like in that dream I was thinking a lot about the logistics of taking a plunger to the situation if it came to that. How do you get the plunger down in there and how do you get a seal and the kind of plunging pressure you want? I was thinking, what a mess that plunger is going to end up after inevitably squishing so much poo.
 
I see this married woman whom I have not seen for years and I confront her asking why did she stop seeing me? She says something and I am wondering when did she learn this language. Next thing I know we are making out and then we are in her apartment. I even go down on her. (WTF! I am not into it- just goes on to show my desperation). So, I have to leave and I ask her to call her husband if he is on the way home. I open the door and he is there along with another man as if he is waiting for me. I look at her and she looks at me and says, "Yes, he knows. I told him about us long time back." I realize that I have been trapped by her and I am about to get killed. I run back into the apartment (that means death).
I woke up.

Later on, I had another dream. I am on a bus and the bus slows down because a passenger wants to get off. But, the bus accelerates and the man is asking the driver to stop. The bus gets on a road in a hilly area with lots of tight curves and a wall flanking it. The driver seems to be over speeding; he loses control and applies the brakes. The bus slowly crashes into the wall but I am right in the front portion of the bus. The wall disintegrates, the bus comes to a halt and the front portion is hanging off the cliff. The passengers start getting off the bus but it seems I am cut off from the rest of the bus and my only option will be to jump out of the side windows with the possibility of plunging to my death. And I woke up.
 
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The bus slowly crashes into the wall but I am right in the front portion of the bus. The wall disintegrates, the bus comes to a halt and the front portion is hanging off the cliff. The passengers start getting off the bus but it seems I am cut off from the rest of the bus and my only option will be to jump out of the side windows with the possibility of plunging to my death
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something very similar to this happened in Brazil about a month ago, later on pc I'll rip a video of it
 
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