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Do You Get Very Nervous When You Lose Your Cellphone?

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Cougar Bait
I guess I can't seem to part with it? One thing you have to understand is that I am overly sexual. It's not that I need to fuck strangers or anything like that, but I am constantly horny. Ask Bread. I think it's something that most people don't know about me (apart from those on the forum). I guess I should just transfer it to my computer. At least I am the only one with access to that.
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Cougar Bait
Revealing pictures and video of myself, friends, etc. There's a possibility of marriages ending, lives ruined, and general embarrassment for myself, my GF, naughty friends, and yeah if my Mom found it I would be wrecked. Luckily my Mom barely knows how to use a cellphone and she is not going to find it as it stays in my pocket at all times over there.
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Okay, your super horny and you have porn on your phone. You also have marriage ending, life ruining stuff of there. Yes? Two separate things?

Or are you saying that if some of the people in your life found regular run of the mill porn on your phone, the apocalypse would come to pass?

Because if it's the first, duh, get rid of the landmines and keep the porn.

If it's the second, re-evaluate yourself, your life and your friends.

And lastly....

Cougar Bait
I am constantly horny. Ask Bread.
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MrX
Oh, no!

How?
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We're up by 2 with less than a minute.

Give up a goal with :44 seconds

Take a penalty.

In the final seconds a guy shoots a puck into my skates it bounces across to a wide open guy who one times about a 25 footer right into the top corner. 1 second on the clock.

We loose in the shootout (I didn't shoot). Our guys pitiful in so as usual.
 
Mrs. X
Okay, your super horny and you have porn on your phone. You also have marriage ending, life ruining stuff of there. Yes? Two separate things?

Or are you saying that if some of the people in your life found regular run of the mill porn on your phone, the apocalypse would come to pass?

Because if it's the first, duh, get rid of the landmines and keep the porn.

If it's the second, re-evaluate yourself, your life and your friends.

And lastly....



:wha:
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Ask Bread. He knows.

And it's not the friends, it's the material, and since before I started this thread I have known I need to dump it, but it's very hard to get rid of.
 
This thread appears to be one long request for balloon porn.

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There was only 6 of us. I didn't want to volunteer since I haven't been there all season and I felt a little responsible for the last goal. Plus, they all think they have a chance,( Jeremaiah, Can, and Chase) which they hardly do.
 
reno cool
We're up by 2 with less than a minute.

Give up a goal with :44 seconds

Take a penalty.

In the final seconds a guy shoots a puck into my skates it bounces across to a wide open guy who one times about a 25 footer right into the top corner. 1 second on the clock.

We loose in the shootout (I didn't shoot). Our guys pitiful in so as usual.
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Sounds like the fix was in. Money changed hands on that game Reno and Mr. X wasn't at the game.. I would speak to the commissioner before things get out of hand in your league.
 
reno cool
We're up by 2 with less than a minute.

Give up a goal with :44 seconds

Take a penalty.

In the final seconds a guy shoots a puck into my skates it bounces across to a wide open guy who one times about a 25 footer right into the top corner. 1 second on the clock.

We loose in the shootout (I didn't shoot). Our guys pitiful in so as usual.
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Coach should be fired for having a Russian on the ice so late in the game with the lead.
 
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