Do you ever wake up wet?

[Blitty]

down there.

 

[RogueScholar]

Like a nocturnal emission? Just from a dream?

 

[Blitty]

Please elaborate RS. What are those and why do they happen?

 

[RayRay]

no...weirdo!

wake up sweating out alcohol...yes!

 

[AMBy]

I am confused...is he talking about a wet dream? or is he talking about like a discharge....if its a discharge, I think you might have an STD...get that checked out.

 

[PapaGeorge]

I did on october 7th..but have not since then

 

[RogueScholar]

Please elaborate RS. What are those and why do they happen?

Well, during puberty, typically erotic dreams will trigger an erection and orgasm all during the sleep cycle, leaving the unsuspecting victim to wake up to wet sheets/pajamas. I've had them before, as I suspect we all have, but I'm pretty sure the last one for me was when I was 15.

 

[Blitty]

I did on october 7th..but have not since then

YESSSS!!! I knew this thread would pull pappas out of the woodwork.

 

[Blitty]

Well, during puberty, typically erotic dreams will trigger an erection and orgasm all during the sleep cycle, leaving the unsuspecting victim to wake up to wet sheets/pajamas. I've had them before, as I suspect we all have, but I'm pretty sure the last one for me was when I was 15.

RS, what is your diagnosis if they happen after 15?.... Like in papa g's case.

 

[MrMonkey]

RS, what is your diagnosis if they happen after 15?.... Like in papa g's case.

Only a monkey's diagnosis, but possibly PG was thinking about being in prison and was excited about the thought? Which in turn means he could be a closet homo?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I think he's closer to a full-blown AIDS homo, Mr. Monkey.

 

[FreeFall]

Well, during puberty, typically erotic dreams will trigger an erection and orgasm all during the sleep cycle, leaving the unsuspecting victim to wake up to wet sheets/pajamas. I've had them before, as I suspect we all have, but I'm pretty sure the last one for me was when I was 15.

Now that you mention this I miss wet dreams. They felt as good as sex till you got yours and then woke up. God those were amazing. They were always women of your dreams too, fuck.

 

[RogueScholar]

RS, what is your diagnosis if they happen after 15?.... Like in papa g's case.

Well, this is just a guess, but I'd say he's still a virgin and his arms are too short to allow him to masturbate. If I'm right, he should try humping a mattress or something, wet dreams as an adult is symptomatic of nothing more than not getting off regularly enough to regulate your fluid levels.

 

[Herman]

This happens to me maybe once a month, possibly once every 6 weeks.

I guess I know why now from reading the thread.

 

[RogueScholar]

Damn Herman, you know just how to titillate me, don't you?

 

[roguejuror]

Damn Herman, you know just how to titillate me, don't you?

lol

 

[Mudcat]

Now that you mention this I miss wet dreams.

Yeah damn.

 

[Blitty]

Ya pappa and I were prob just regulating our fluid levels. My excuse is my gf is in europe. What's yours pappa?