Dipshits

[Bread]

I got that one guy who passes through my office a few times a day. Annoying old hick type.

The guy that tells Obama jokes, and then takes a step back and looks at you like a proud toddler who just made his first doody.

A bonafide moron.

This jackass just came in here to tell me and someone else about the funniest bumper sticker he'd ever seen.

"You know the song 'Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go?' Well this sticker said 'I owe, I owe so off to work I go.' Oh man that's funny."


It's times like these that I'm glad that I work in a spoke factory and not a baseball bat factory.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Cougar Bait]

You should just be glad you are working, so you can pay off the governement's debt and pay for those who sit at home.

Is that what the prick would say?

Buy some mace. Or better yet, buy a mace.

 

[Swarmy]

Hey coug. piss off.

 

[MrMonkey]

That's the last time I stop in to say hello to you! Nobody else in the office wants to talk to you!

 

[Blitty]

Bread, I wish I could of saw your face after he said that joke.

 

[Bread]

I mean, really? That's the first time you heard that lame-ass fucking play on words? You dolt! GTFO!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Hey coug. piss off.

 

[Swarmy]

You should just be glad you are working, so you can pay off the governement's debt and pay for those who sit at home.

Sorry, I'm unemployed right now and had just left a job interview where I was told that I wasn't a viable candidate because I wasn't bilingual. Pissed me off.

 

[fiveteamer]

Obama is a fukkin African Nazi Socialist.

Is there anything mroe scary than a African Nazi Socialist?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I just saw a bumper sticker that said, "Cowboy butts drive me nuts."

Thought I would share that.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Sorry, I'm unemployed right now and had just left a job interview where I was told that I wasn't a viable candidate because I wasn't bilingual. Pissed me off.

Sorry Swarmy. What part of your job would have requirted you to be bilingual?

 

[Bread]

Sorry Swarmy. What part of your job would have requirted you to be bilingual?

The part where you live in Florida.

 

[Fu Manchu]

i saw a 60 year old man with a "No Fear" bumper sticker this morning. i laughed real hard.

then i thought i would go online shopping for a half dozen or so no fear and stussy t-shirts.

yeah, me pro.

 

[Cougar Bait]

The part where you live in Florida.

Yeah...

Maybe they should be required to learn the language of the country they live in?

Just a thought. I know it's "out there."

Press 1.

 

[roguejuror]

Maybe they should be required to learn the language of the country they live in?

no mames guey, por que?

 

[rito]

Yeah...

Maybe they should be required to learn the language of the country they live in?

Just a thought. I know it's "out there."

Press 1.

i'm pretty sure the official language of florida is spanish

 

[BGS 9.5]

i'm pretty sure the official language of florida is spanish

it's damm fukkin close...