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MJ: You've talked about this plan to do five albums and then game over. Is that true?

N: Yep.

MJ: So you're kind of like drawing a circle around Die Antwoord's career in advance?

N: Ja, ja, ja.

MJ: Why do that?

N: Because…Well, you know Michael Jordan?

MJ: Yeah, yeah.

N: Then you know he retired, like, as a god and then he came back as a man.

MJ: Yeah?

N: We ain't going out like that.

Michael Schumacher
 
I'm going to buy my ticket this weekend. I plan on drinking. A lot. I better not be the only one. I noticed you are a light drinker Mathieu.

Fiver, it looks like we are finally going to meet. Are you pumped?

Fiver, i'm a big drinker unlike matty. You ready to go toe to toe with me?

Fiver, can you get nicole to bring some of her friends to the concert?
 
I think I may have walked right by Nicole this morning - was she wearing some kind of red wooly top today, Fiver?

Bow down before my face recognition skills if that was her - I only ever saw her tiny Facebook profile pic.
 
She really wanted to add you on facebook and I told her firmly not to. Those worlds will not collide. So as a result she thinks you do not exist and that I can use going out with you as an excuse where I'm secretly meeting up with girls.

Yeahhhh, okkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyy.
 
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