Death By Masturbation

[Polaroid]

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Gois region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his sons addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

Link to full story (which fails to answer the blindingly obvious question):

http://bit.ly/nGFviE

 

[stevek173]

fokking shame

 

[Tron]

Guy died with a smile on his face.

How many loved ones can look back and say that about the ones they lost?

 

[wal66]

Ok, I have a question, who was counting the number of times he was whacking off?

My mom caught me once when I was a kid, out came the Bible and I was going straight to Hell.

 

[betplom]

Ok, I have a question, who was counting the number of times he was whacking off?

My mom caught me once when I was a kid, out came the Bible and I was going straight to Hell.

We all know Satan loves teenage boys that play with their cocks.

Jesus not so much.

 

[Polaroid]

Ok, I have a question, who was counting the number of times he was whacking off?

That was the blindingly obvious question I was referring to, the time the session started is another one. Maybe the mother was in the room keeping count or the house had really thin walls.

 

[reno cool]

yes, story sounds bogus. what was the actual cause of death? made up story to scare little children

 

[rjt721]

RIP BigCockGuy.

 

[Polaroid]

what was the actual cause of death?

Masturbating 42 times without stopping, it seems.

made up story to scare little children

Seems the most likely explanation since the "story" originated from the predominantly catholic Brazil. Or maybe just a really slow news day.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

too bad the kid didnt have enough cash to just buy a hooker. then at least if he croaked out he'd get a scandal with his sexual story. instead this is just tragic.

 

[Tron]

We need a Gameliver to try masturbation by death.

 

[Polaroid]

Cougar Bait has been a bit quiet today.

 

[Oksana]

Cougar Bait has been a bit quiet today.

haha first person I thought of when I saw Daft's post

We need Dustin to confirm this from Yahoo:

"my husband (an EMT) said that its not the masturbation itself that's harmful its actually the erection. the average penis can hold up to almost 2 pints of blood while erect. Malnutrition, heart problems, blood thinners, and medicines like viagra can make it harmful to the body for the blood to be MIA from other parts of the body. So being erect for too long can kill you not masturbation."

 

[Archie]

We call My Wang

Ole 3.5 pints

 

[Acid Joe]

I thought the obvious question was did he go blind before dying?

 

[roguejuror]

They even got a picture of it.

Apparently he was using the wank-o-meter app.
https://market.android.com/details?id=me.mga.parquimetro
http://www.wankometer.com/

 

[Archie]

don't quite a bit of people die every year from cutting off oxygen and simultaneously pleasuring themselves???? anyone got the numbers???

is it only dudes? or can women do this?

I wanna hear some stories of women suffocating themselves with a big dildo or cucumber in use...


Cali, I elect you to do the research and write up a grant to get Gamelive Posters to Act out the most poigent story of female masturbation/strangulation death


people need to know about the fad that is stealing our horny children and middle aged pervs

we need a famous face for this affliction..... maybe the kid from 2.5 men or Minkus from boy meets world?

 

[roguejuror]

btw this was fake if you still haven't figure it out

it's just stupid website after stupid website copying each other, even pro publications carried this piece, journalism is dead

it was started by g17.com.br which is a Weekly World News like blog