Dear Santa

[Matty]

You were there a bit past 7 you fok. lololol You did last way longer than that though.


FOK JOO BREAD

Fiver drink with me. Was supposed to go out with the roomie and am now stuck home looking over a stupid dog who ate chicken wing bones off the sidewalk.

 

[Bread]

Fiver you're talking to a professional here. Your angle has curves.

Fiver my God I hope we drink together some day.

 

[fiveteamer]

Matty I'm in Oshawa right now, but I'd be there in an instant. Jan 15 I'm back to Toronto. You should have another house warming. With girls.

Brad I have to see about my job.

 

[roguejuror]

Dear Santa please make the fivey and matty dream come true

your list sucks wally

 

[fiveteamer]

Rogie what dream is that? The dream died when Matty was denied the apartment in the building I no longer live in. I think it worked out well for him, though.

 

[roguejuror]

Maybe you can get a room/basement in his house

 

[Matty]

We'll rent you the basement Fiver. $500 a month. You have to share it with a lady ghost though. :biggayalswearsit'sthere:

 

[fiveteamer]

 

[roguejuror]

who is big gay al?

 

[Matty]

Phil-the-outrageously-gay-guy. He swears that there is a ghost in my basement. Some lady who looks pissed. I was there when he claimed to have seen it and he ran upstairs like hell. The fokker is making me nervous to do my laundry now.

 

[fiveteamer]

I heart big gay al. Guy is oneofafucking kind common one time

 

[Matty]

You can't hang out with him and not have something totally out of the ordinary happen. I heart big gay al too, in small doses.

 

[roguejuror]

is big gay al the one that took you to the drag bar when you couldn't find die antwoord tickets?

 

[Matty]

is big gay al the one that took you to the drag bar when you couldn't find die antwoord tickets?

Yap. Then he took us and Fiver to a drag bar in Toronto. He was pissed at the drags for not acting well enough. The 18-inch dildo hanging from the ceiling wasn't deemed to be an issue though.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I don't mind being the butt of a joke when it makes logical sense. When it's asinine and has been defined a million times and gets regurgitated I get annoyed. Be original, that's all I ask.

We get it, you guy don't like Brock Landers and Irish. Now grow a fucking set and think of something original. For Christ sake, it's not that hard.

 

[wal66]

Coug's these are my wishes for Christmas, make your own if they differ.

Fiver and Matty, get a friggin room already and stop spoiling my thread.
Fiver, I included all those I forgot at the end.

Durito you probably felt shunned, trust me you weren't. You were forgotten. Ooooops.

 

[roguejuror]

Durito you probably felt shunned, trust me you weren't. You were forgotten. Ooooops.

ooohh

 

[Matty]

Fiver and Matty, get a friggin room already and stop spoiling my thread.

Fok your thread you big fruit.