Dear FiveTeamer

[Matty]

White, Italian name. Face is forgettable.

 

[betplom]

White, Italian name. Face is forgettable.

We hate Italian broads. Were hoping she is a jew.

 

[betplom]

My motto is to fuck like Tiger Woods.

Fuck like you hate her, and yourself.

I think I just over-shared.

 

[betplom]

Do you normally take a shit with a rock hard dick?

 

[betplom]

Sometimes when I bust a nut I think of a shirtless Rick Ross. (not oversharing here.)

 

[betplom]

Yeah and if the Lost City of Atlantis hadn't of sunk they'd be a tourist powerhouse able to keep Greece afloat.

Pavy, Greece is a nation of civil servants and tax dodgers that hasn't contributed dick all to society in 2000 years.

I mean, even Canada has given the world Blackerries and Canola oil.

You sheep fuckers basically gave up after math.

 

[betplom]

my cock is so hard right now.

 

[betplom]

"Hi my name is UntilTheEndOfTime. I gamble on sports but have no idea that stuff happens. I can't believe stuff happens and I lose my bet. This stuff is hard. I bet poker before but I've never seen anything like this before."

 

[reno cool]

what is she? white?

we can't get arouse without knowing the ethnicity these days

 

[betplom]

I have a feeling 19 year old Slovenian girls would be more tolerable than 19 year old girls here.

Anyhoo, I haven't perfected the whole, "hey, it's the morning, can you leave now so I can cook bacon and take a shit" conversation. Blitty, how do I transition to that talk?

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!

 

[betplom]

Where did you find gamelive?

you have two choices:

1) Down Syndrome Porn google search

or

2) SBR

 

[betplom]

1. Don't get into a knife fight with a nigger

2. Don't get into a baseball picking contest with Daft

 

[betplom]

There's a fucking Second Cup where the old Zelda's used to be. Tragic.

Plommer go fuck yourself.

 

[betplom]

Just a heads up, y'all. When you're doing coke all weekend, just stick to the coke and try not to swallow anything else.

I hope my ipod shows up in the mail.

 

[betplom]

I thought Bread was dead. Robyn got gangbanned by a halfdozen niggers and john king fell into a deep,dark depression.

 

[betplom]

I don't get it.

But I hate niggers too.

 

[betplom]

Why are there only two pallbearers at a nigger's funeral?

A trashcan only has two handles.


lol?

 

[betplom]

plommer what happened to you?

plommer is your dad alive?

plommer is this what you thought you'd be doing 20 years ago? Posting about obscure euro posters on a gamblig forum? Plommer do you think your father would be proud of you? Plommer if I gave birth to a human such as yourself I'd probably jump in front of a train.

Plommer don't take this personal.