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Daily Affirmations 11-11-11

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Archie

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I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks."